They said he gives a half ass performance at every race, so he showed them what a full ass performance looks like. If he starts spraying some diarrhea, the guys behind will probably not try to catch up. Sometimes winning can be messy.
Full time plumber, racing is just his hobby.
Rear end collision just avoided, people in the shit, more at news at 10....
He won by a butt cheek.
Talk about a photo finish.
I guess little men with little dicks need some sort of accomplishment...If it takes mooning everyone at the Derby then do what ya gotta do little bro...At least you're on top (of something)...
He really made an ass of himself.
He was hauling ass but in the end, he wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.
He might be a nice guy but in the end all they saw was an Ass.....
All Modesty could do was smell ass!!
Looks like his bean burrito for lunch turdo boost concept didn't work in the end.
In second place, it's Moonbeam!
Modesty in the third position? Naw man, Modesty came in dead last today.
Hey look, Abu! It's not everyday you see a horse with TWO rear ends.
That jockey needs to WEAR Jockeys!