Shitty new trends: The fight selfie

Big Jeff
21,951 Views 1 year ago

So this seems like the new shit to do, and I fucking hate it. Now not only do we get shitty shaky vertical videos, but we get a video of some dumb shit thinking he's the next big thing.

32 Comments
  • bobbabooey April 27, 2015

    Why aren't they in downtown Baltimore rioting? Must've overslept.

    +6
  • donunderstan April 27, 2015

    5th generation welfare goes hitech.

    +6
  • vulture April 27, 2015

    who said baboons can't learn new skills

    +7
  • ludenlasivius April 27, 2015

    You ever see Stanley Kubrick's stupid-ass face grinnin like a damn fool, muggin for the camera in Full Metal Jacket? No? Then think about that for a minute.

    +2
  • coonboy April 27, 2015

    ^^So easy a monkey could use it!!

    +3
  • whobe April 27, 2015

    Reminded me my pubes are getting a little long.

    +3
  • nybadguy April 27, 2015

    What a bunch of animals they are.

    +3
  • mountaineer April 27, 2015

    Why couldn't we pick our own cotton?

    +16
  • makeyarise April 27, 2015

    ^^^^lol @mountain... Yeah and who was that dumb ass that put em on that boat??

    +8
  • eject April 27, 2015

    That's gonna get infected for sure.

    Chimp bites are the worst.

    +2
  • tookalook April 27, 2015

    That was a another fucking hilarious example of Obummer tossing cells in the monkey exhibit.

    +1
  • mrlongshot April 27, 2015

    They are mad at my ancestors for enslaving them. Ironically, I'm mad at them for bringing them here too.

    +6
  • happyjack April 27, 2015

    A small part of me just died. I'd like to give the kid in the first video a selfie he'd never forget. Watching a younger girl fighting and disrespecting an older woman while you stand there smiling like a little fag. Jesus Christ.

    +9
  • longhungwong April 27, 2015

    Wait till the juggalos start doing this shit.

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 April 27, 2015

    the north American primate are. as a rule

    submissive to slavery

    because niggers have little that are essentially human

    And have attributes that are quite similar to those of animals

    +3
  • truckingman April 27, 2015

    The two ladies should turn on this MF" SELFIE LOVING ASSHOLIC FUCK.... I believe is the correct action to take.

    +1
  • ouch April 27, 2015

    Yep

    -2
  • immanuelkunt April 27, 2015

    I really like the trend, but in the first vid, I'd be happier if somebody kicked the fucking dog.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 April 27, 2015

    They didn't fuck up your selfie. Your teeth did. They're not even facing the camera.

    +3
  • potrostation April 27, 2015

    My give a shit -o-meter fell so low I couldn't finish the clip.

    +0
  • sickfuck642 April 27, 2015

    useless niggers.

    +1
  • aquahollic April 27, 2015

    I hate to say it dude but your face fucked up that selfie

    +3
  • handsomedevil April 27, 2015

    Not all people who take selfies need be deemed this uncouth. i'm a very elegant man.

    -4
  • breakfastblunt April 27, 2015

    Not gonna lie, if they've learned how to hold a camera steady and not yell whurlstar then I'm for it.

    -1
  • maddog123 April 28, 2015

    This is the only way a black skin big lip big teeth big ass food stamp welfare baby breeding goddame NIGGER gets along I have never seen these monkeys ever behave when they are in a group that's why when I have to sometime have to drive thru nigger town where I live I take my truck cause when there just standing in the road like they always do I score points and that ain't no know shit oh I'm from the south and I'm sorry my cheapskate fucking great great grandfather who was to goddam cheap to hire someone on the cotton farm and spent thousands on blackass goddam fucking NIGGERS shit well we are all paying for it now oh and I got a big fucking white dick I score points on that to be white freaks!

    +0
  • vaticider April 28, 2015

    And they wonder why white people move away...complete disrespect, when your welfare toten ass don't own shit.

    +++++++++++++ for mountaineer that was funny shit...

    +2
  • mykejp April 28, 2015

    Too bad that first cunt didn't get his ass beaten.

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 April 28, 2015

    you bring a bat to my door and you better have 911 on speed dial

    -1
  • eyeh8dumbasses April 28, 2015

    that's funny as hell

    +1
  • sbohica April 28, 2015

    OK @happy, I don't wanna piss u off but those are NIGGERS!!!! Ur an American, who cares of YOUR color... Just saying.

    +1
  • whitechristian April 29, 2015

    You could see the black pride in that Nigga taking a seifle. Although he was afraid of the other Niggas stealing the show fucking up his selfle.

    +1
  • sokonomi May 15, 2015

    Can we give this thing its own name? Chimpy?

    +1
 
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