I don't know if he could do the splits before, but he can now. That's not exactly a good thing though. I mean, flexibility is good, but so is having balls and intestines.
They're so used to dead people on the road over there. That's actually a video of clouds.
So he got a ticket for failure to yield, careless driving, littering and indecent exposure.
Gotta love those mopeds.
I can't even touch my toes...
He wins the splits contest.
dibs on the helmet...think its got a gopro on it
Anybody see his wallet or penis laying around? They should be here somewhere.
Even in death, some people have to go out in a yoga pose,
Was that his penis laying in front of him?
That wasn't the ride he was expecting to receive from the Bang Bus!
Two Mexicans with shovels, three trash bags, a Toyota pickup and five minutes everything will be back to normal.
Where did that guy get those gold Aasics? I've been looking for a pair just like those.
I bet when RON checks in logged or not he will be calling the lords name as he pounds his shrived up Wrigley old man meat OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD Pussy WOUND oh GOD
I'm proud of the fuckers that can KEEP DRIVING while they're glancing at the carnage; here motherfuckers have to bring both sides of an interstate to a halt just trying to maybe catch a glimpse of a bloody toenail or anything..
Limbo World Champion!!!
He Ripped His SHIT (out)...
nigga did a slip at his last moment
That one mother fucker was laid out like a fuck'n Lucky Wishbone...Make a wish Bitches....
Its shit like this that makes me pussup every time i ride my bike even tho you try to watch out for the other guy when ole shit reaper comes for you ain't shit we can do but dam he's got a wicked imagination I spell that wright?