Alan Akbar showing off his new knives

Big Jeff
22,879 Views 1 year ago

We all know their knives can't even cut a stick of butter, but at least they are still stabable. So now instead of beheadings that last 5 mins tops we're going to start getting 45 minutes of akbars stabbing people. They better upgrade their soundtrack because there's no way I'm listening to 45 mins of that shit.

23 Comments
  • vulture May 4, 2015

    so your going to stand up a wall and let somebody stab you...fight back whats the worst that can happen...with luck they shoot you

    +3
  • donunderstan May 4, 2015

    Wait a minute. These are the "good" muslims?

    +2
  • realtalks May 4, 2015

    What a bunch of no good goat fucking backstabbers!

    +4
  • woozlewuzzle May 4, 2015

    We need to do more bait Draw Muhammad contests like what Texas did and it would be like open season on Muslim extremists.

    +8
  • crazyvet May 4, 2015

    A person could make a fortune showing these idiots hoe to sharpen their knives. It's no wonder they have to carry guns.

    +2
  • belisspermezeu May 4, 2015

    frankly,and I don t think I m the only one here,I prefer to see more tits and sluts instead of these 12 century homo retardus camel fuckers

    +9
  • bobbabooey May 4, 2015

    For a second there I thought Caddyshack Bill Murray snapped and joined ISIS.

    +4
  • mrlongshot May 4, 2015

    Believe this is a repost.

    +3
  • longhungwong May 4, 2015

    Fucking mindless apes!

    +4
  • bb71 May 4, 2015

    They should of cut the throat of the person singing!

    +0
  • pizzapie May 4, 2015

    Fuck it, lets send in Chuck Norris to handle these ragheads

    +1
  • maddog123 May 4, 2015

    These people these not even an animal these infadels live all around us so you better watch your backs cause these fucks are waiting for the right time and all hell going to break loose and if your not ready you will get two feel that knife!!!

    +2
  • sharkkiller1 May 4, 2015

    If I was one of those guys there were stabbing you can bet your sand chimp ass im taking atleast one of you fuckers with me if im going to get killed

    +2
  • oncebitten May 4, 2015

    IWhy the fuck are these people so ANGRY?

    Could it be they have no Alcohol or recreational drugs in their lives? Could it be that they have to marry their fathers best friend's daughter who has a beard?

    Could it be that they can't have sex until they marry their fathers friend's daughter who has a beard?

    Could it be that they really just want a big plate of bacon and eggs for breakfast?

    Could it be that they hate having more hair on their chins than a full grown Yak has over its entire body.

    Could it be that they want to play a game of golf with their neighbours instead of throwing grenades at them?

    Could it be that they are tired of having to masturbate while they piss; because if they get caught with their dick out any other time they will get stoned to death?

    Could it be that they would love to tackle a friend to the ground and have a laugh, but if they did touch another man they would be gay and then burned alive?

    Could it be that they just want to smile, but if they smile a neighbour might see them and have them shot to death for insult to Allah?

    Could it be that they just want to play with a cap gun at the age of four instead of learning how to strip and clean an AK45?

    Poor fuckers, can't live with them, and not allowed to live without them.

    +4
  • oncebitten May 4, 2015

    NIKE' "Just Do It"

    +1
  • truckingman May 4, 2015

    This is better than beheading??

    +0
  • dracos May 4, 2015

    we all know arabs as a bunch of backstabbers

    +1
  • handsomedevil May 4, 2015

    In the almighty wisdom of homer simpson: apu, when god was handing out religions you must have been off somewhere taking a wiz.

    +0
  • only1hans May 5, 2015

    5 armed that I can see against 2. I wonder how fuck'n Brave those Akbars' would be hand to hand and one on one...Winner gets to ass rape and then decapitate the Loser..What kind of pussy stabs a detained prisoner...Those Akbars wouldn't last a Single fuck'n hour in some of our LOCAL Prisons...Just think, our fuck'n bleeding hearts hear in the US have a problem with water-boarding...

    +0
  • mrlongshot May 5, 2015

    I'd pay money to see Alan's snackbar go up against Tyrome and the "Wurlstars". First time I'd be rooting for the blacks! (Insert Arsenio Hall Noise Here) hoooo hoooo hoooo hoooo hoooo

    +3
  • sokonomi May 15, 2015

    @bb71 I think they were working on that, too.

    +0
  • sokonomi May 15, 2015

    relax people, its just culture.

    +0
  • zootownedm August 1, 2015

    I really wanna remove their testicles with a spoon

    +0
 
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