A Can In The Can

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Adam H.
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Regular old masturbation just ain't good enough for some people, like this guy for example. He had to stick a spray can of deodorant up his ass to get off, but it earned him a prolapsed colon and a trip to the operating room instead. Just spitting in his hand would have been much easier.

25 Comments
  • bobbabooey May 7, 2015

    That's not what I meant when I said Axe Deodorant is for assholes.

    +5
  • longhungwong May 7, 2015

    Can he can that can up his can? Seems like he can!

    +1
  • bobbabooey May 7, 2015

    I hope it's that Banksy guy and somebody caught his ass tagging.

    +3
  • handsomedevil May 7, 2015

    must hurt. i heard when the doctor asked him what his name was, all he could say was, 'ouch.'

    +2
  • lobster May 7, 2015

    It wasn't even male deodorant, how gay.

    +1
  • realtalks May 7, 2015

    That's not the way you get that fresh and clean feeling

    +2
  • mykejp May 7, 2015

    Now his farts will smell like flowers.

    +2
  • outotown May 7, 2015

    "It was a one in a million shot doc."

    +0
  • maddog123 May 7, 2015

    I've never had a problem with deodorant before

    +1
  • scarred1096 May 7, 2015

    Took it too literal when someone said "your ass needs deodorant".

    +2
  • ludenlasivius May 7, 2015

    Red Bull gives you wings. Rexona gives you a pink sock.

    +5
  • zonk May 7, 2015

    Reason number 1268 why queers are nasty mother fuckers. And stupid mother fuckers as well.

    -2
  • thedragonmaste May 7, 2015

    prolapse hell, that was a cauterizer knife, dudes gonna be shittin in a bag for life now.

    +2
  • txdo_msk May 7, 2015

    Looks like he didn't stop at the pink sock. He wanted the whole shoe...

    +1
  • scottishtits77 May 7, 2015

    On the bright side, at least his farts are gonna smell nice and pretty for a while :)

    +4
  • ouch May 7, 2015

    Imagine what he was saying while he was putting it in. I think I CAN I think I CAN!

    +5
  • fatlarry May 7, 2015

    What a ducking FAG, I said it yes I did FAG

    +0
  • wardo56 May 7, 2015

    ::fap:: ::fap:: ::fap:: ::fap::

    +0
  • immanuelkunt May 7, 2015

    So for at least a little while, his shit didn't stink.

    +0
  • bobbabooey May 7, 2015

    Taking shitcanned to a whole new level

    +3
  • truckingman May 7, 2015

    That is one sick MOTHER FUCKER....

    -1
  • dracos May 7, 2015

    warm soda anyone?

    -1
  • loulou May 8, 2015

    Rectum!! Damn near killed em!!

    +1
  • only1hans May 8, 2015

    Why!!! Fuck'n Why!!! So he could donated to the W.H.O.??? There are much simpler was to give you money away...

    +1
  • whitechristian May 9, 2015

    Shit can him!!!

    +0
 
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