Hope you like your contractor extra crispy

Big Jeff
35,311 Views 2 years ago

I don't understand how this happens. In America the power lines stay decently tall, and no one person is going to move that thing if OSHA has anything to do with it. I wonder when the extinguisher guy decided his efforts were futile.

  • zahnfee May 11, 2015

    Maaaan... u wast that nice fire extinguisher. What a shame

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  • 2indastink May 11, 2015

    I got electrocuted once......I was having sex with a sheep in a field.

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  • bobbabooey May 11, 2015

    When I was a kid, those lame fireworks turned into a snake when you lit them. This one turned into a person.

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  •   whobe May 11, 2015

    Smoking is bad for your health.

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  • realtalks May 11, 2015

    It's quite a shocking outcome!

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  • sparkles May 11, 2015

    I think I saw him move. He needs to hit it one more time!

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  •   allcaps May 11, 2015

    They should have boosted all his tools...he wont be needing them..

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  •   longhungwong May 11, 2015

    Damned Mexicans, send a million volts through them and they still won't get up from their siesta.

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  •   fistermister May 11, 2015

    Next girl he fucks is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay out in silver dollars.

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  •   picklehiesner May 11, 2015

    Dam high voltage wires snuck up on him

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  •   pizzapie May 11, 2015

    Put him back on he's only medium rare, I like well done

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  •   stenchfart May 11, 2015

    those guys were supposed to sheetrock my kitchen

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  • fatlarry May 11, 2015

    Tastes like chicken

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  • scottishtits77 May 11, 2015

    Smells like bacon

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  •   happyjack May 11, 2015

    What the fuck was he planning to do up there in the first place is what I want to know.

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  •   nybadguy May 11, 2015

    Metal and power wires don't mix

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  • captjim May 11, 2015

    A lot of people complain about OSHA rules and regs, but honestly, it does a lot to prevent this sort of idiocy from happening. On the flip side of the coin, you're pretty fucking dense if you don't know metal is a pretty good conductor of electricity, hence our reason to use to to conduct electricity.

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  •   truckingman May 11, 2015

    He is basically carbon...

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  •   only1hans May 11, 2015

    Oscar Mayor is trying out a new recipe for turkey bacon

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  • dracos May 12, 2015

    well, at least hes well grounded

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  • vaticider May 12, 2015

    Just a flesh-wound.

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  •   mykejp May 12, 2015

    Damn, he's burned the roast beef again.

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  • dullfeathers May 12, 2015

    If you have to use scaffolding instead of a bucket truck you deserve to fucking fry!

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  • shaith May 12, 2015

    I think he's gonna make it.

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  • crabhawk December 26, 2015

    Man laws have to be put into place to keep us from killing ourselves

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