This 73-year-old base jumper had the great idea to light his parachute on fire, cut it away and then open another parachute. Well, he accomplished two of those things. And now he's dead. So sad. Not really.
Did he ever father kids? If not, it's a great act of Darwinism. If he did pass on the "fucked in the head" gene then perhaps we could hunt down all his offspring, throw them off a bridge and still call it Darwinism.
Shut the fuck up wombatbytes
Cut those oh shit assholes parachutes and toss them into the river for their shitty camera work
I wonder at what point he though "oh shit this was a bad idea"
Not many people can say their grandpa died filming a Redbull commercial.
That's how I would like to go.
I'll just leave a recipe for pancakes here.
1 1/4 cups milk
3 tablespoons butter, melted
Add all ingredients to list into a mixing bowl.
In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
How on earth did he think he had enough room to pull a stupid stunt off like that?
Thanks now there's more oxygen for me to breath.
Worst video ever
Just shaking his head in sadness, .............
how could you be that stupid and live that long?
His grandchildren bought him that parachute when they found out they had a fat inheritance coming their way.
Rockinron is that you??? No not in the video, some fat slob with a mustard stain on his shirt just walked past my window.
At least he went out like a fucking boss. Most 73 year olds probably die of a stroke while chugging applesauce. I'd rather die doing something awesome.
"Is he alive?" she asked. He clearly held up the Wild E. Coyote YIKES sign. He's fine.
People who purposely cut a chute and open another typically do that with a 3rd reserve chute, not to mention they do shit like that from 10,000 feet, not a fucking base jump. Who the fuck let this dickhead even consider that. And for the dumb asses recording... he's not moving? NO FUCKING SHIT DUMB ASS, did you think for a minute that a jump from that height is survivable ?
That was cool
I think I just shed a tear, false alarm, my dog farted
the previous video's belly flop was still more cruel
still a better way to go than sitting around waiting to get ass-cancer
LISTEN TO THE SMACK @ :15. OUCH.
thats an american physics professor for ya