Old Man Base Jumper Falls To His Death

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Adam H.
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This 73-year-old base jumper had the great idea to light his parachute on fire, cut it away and then open another parachute. Well, he accomplished two of those things. And now he's dead. So sad. Not really.

24 Comments
  • wombatbytes May 21, 2015

    Did he ever father kids? If not, it's a great act of Darwinism. If he did pass on the "fucked in the head" gene then perhaps we could hunt down all his offspring, throw them off a bridge and still call it Darwinism.

    -5
  • johnhancock May 21, 2015

    Shut the fuck up wombatbytes

    +5
  • realtalks May 21, 2015

    Cut those oh shit assholes parachutes and toss them into the river for their shitty camera work

    +7
  • vulture May 21, 2015

    I wonder at what point he though "oh shit this was a bad idea"

    +4
  • bobbabooey May 21, 2015

    Not many people can say their grandpa died filming a Redbull commercial.

    +8
  • woozlewuzzle May 21, 2015

    That's how I would like to go.

    +1
  • breakfastblunt May 21, 2015

    I'll just leave a recipe for pancakes here.

    1 1/4 cups milk

    1 egg

    3 tablespoons butter, melted

    Add all ingredients to list into a mixing bowl.

    In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

    Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

    +3
  • pdx2002 May 21, 2015

    How on earth did he think he had enough room to pull a stupid stunt off like that?

    +2
  • whobe May 21, 2015

    Thanks now there's more oxygen for me to breath.

    +3
  • jlm77 May 21, 2015

    Worst video ever

    +3
  • truckingman May 21, 2015

    Just shaking his head in sadness, .............

    -1
  • stenchfart May 21, 2015

    how could you be that stupid and live that long?

    +3
  • bobbabooey May 21, 2015

    His grandchildren bought him that parachute when they found out they had a fat inheritance coming their way.

    +4
  • happyjack May 21, 2015

    Rockinron is that you??? No not in the video, some fat slob with a mustard stain on his shirt just walked past my window.

    +7
  • mountaineer May 21, 2015

    At least he went out like a fucking boss. Most 73 year olds probably die of a stroke while chugging applesauce. I'd rather die doing something awesome.

    +1
  • potrostation May 21, 2015

    "Is he alive?" she asked. He clearly held up the Wild E. Coyote YIKES sign. He's fine.

    +1
  • captjim May 21, 2015

    People who purposely cut a chute and open another typically do that with a 3rd reserve chute, not to mention they do shit like that from 10,000 feet, not a fucking base jump. Who the fuck let this dickhead even consider that. And for the dumb asses recording... he's not moving? NO FUCKING SHIT DUMB ASS, did you think for a minute that a jump from that height is survivable ?

    +1
  • dizeer May 21, 2015

    That was cool

    +1
  • picklehiesner May 21, 2015

    Oh shit

    +1
  • pizzapie May 22, 2015

    I think I just shed a tear, false alarm, my dog farted

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 22, 2015

    the previous video's belly flop was still more cruel

    +2
  • belisspermezeu May 23, 2015

    still a better way to go than sitting around waiting to get ass-cancer

    +1
  • crazyjohnny2o9 May 24, 2015

    LISTEN TO THE SMACK @ :15. OUCH.

    +0
  • t6688846993 June 10, 2015

    thats an american physics professor for ya

    +0
 
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