The Future Is Here

The Oculus Rift is sure to change the way people masturbate forever. In fact, it might eventually eliminate sex all together. Those virtual reality chicks never nag you to clean the garage after you spill a load all over them.

19 Comments
  • bobbabooey May 26, 2015

    I see he installed the gay black thug expansion pack

    +11
  • ludenlasivius May 26, 2015

    Achievement unlocked: Death Ogre Donkey Punch!

    +0
  • wombatbytes May 26, 2015

    I was ready to kick the missus out of bed and order one until 1:20 when it went weird, but then tucked her back in at 1:30 when it went full faggot...

    +1
  • bobbabooey May 26, 2015

    George Orwell, Aldous Huxley and Ray Bradbury are rolling in their graves right now.

    +2
  • potrostation May 26, 2015

    Soon there will be 40yo virgins drinking brockly milkshakes and singing I'm an Oscar Myer WeeneWeener .

    +2
  • zmolez May 26, 2015

    Gay...

    +3
  • sirfartsalot May 26, 2015

    Well at least you will know where your kids are.

    +2
  • longhungwong May 26, 2015

    I always knew there was something funny about the gamer community.

    +2
  • mykejp May 26, 2015

    That'll put a damper on the porn industry.

    +1
  • vulture May 26, 2015

    the future is here but not WICS

    +3
  • truckingman May 26, 2015

    What the Fuck???

    +1
  • dullfeathers May 26, 2015

    Any fucker who has that needs the I have a job program.

    +2
  • nybadguy May 26, 2015

    Technology is fucking us.

    +1
  • happyjack May 27, 2015

    Sincerely confusing.

    +1
  • maddog123 May 27, 2015

    If they had all this cool shit when I was growing up I would have pounded my dick into pepper

    +2
  • zdenek May 27, 2015

    :-)

    +1
  • pdx2002 May 27, 2015

    Take my money.

    +2
  • sickfuck642 May 27, 2015

    i want the scarlett johansson version

    +0
  • captianchaoz May 28, 2015

    Was that the rapper 50 cent, they should cornhole anyone that wants to be a rapper, or plays Rap music.

    +0
 
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