Now this is one talented whore. And a creative whore as well. I'd like to spend some quality time with her and maybe help her come up with some new tricks to perform.
she should fit a dildo around one of those new LED bulbs so we can watch her light up.
And something tells me she's not marriage material.
But a bachelor jackpot!
America has talent
That had a happy ending. I was expecting she was gonna fuck herself by severing her cervical spine. A purple dildo in her snatch was much better.
She could just invite me over. It would be easier.
Women, always bending over backwards for some phony prick.
And on top of all her other talents, she is a Cubs fan.
I bet @ouch could do that one handed.
I like her more already, maybe I can see her after a game at wrigley then she can practice her routine on me
Dildo has better aim then me.
I do not know what to say....
Should have some Lionel Richie "Dancing on the Ceiling" music to go with that.
slimming the pole extreme edition
So that's how Spider-woman masturbates.
Chicks will do anything for a few singles
SHW WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR FUCKING THE ONLY DILDO IN THE HOUSE JAJAJA
Man, those things will stick anywhere.