She Knows How To Fuck Herself

Now this is one talented whore. And a creative whore as well. I'd like to spend some quality time with her and maybe help her come up with some new tricks to perform.

22 Comments
  • longhungwong May 27, 2015

    she should fit a dildo around one of those new LED bulbs so we can watch her light up.

    +5
  • ludenlasivius May 27, 2015

    And something tells me she's not marriage material.

    +3
  • ludenlasivius May 27, 2015

    But a bachelor jackpot!

    +7
  • hornyfatman May 27, 2015

    America has talent

    +7
  • bobbabooey May 27, 2015

    That had a happy ending. I was expecting she was gonna fuck herself by severing her cervical spine. A purple dildo in her snatch was much better.

    +5
  • negrodeleto May 27, 2015

    She could just invite me over. It would be easier.

    +1
  • longhungwong May 27, 2015

    Women, always bending over backwards for some phony prick.

    +9
  • picklehiesner May 27, 2015

    Keeper

    +1
  • crazyvet May 27, 2015

    And on top of all her other talents, she is a Cubs fan.

    +2
  • whobe May 27, 2015

    I bet @ouch could do that one handed.

    +6
  • realtalks May 27, 2015

    I like her more already, maybe I can see her after a game at wrigley then she can practice her routine on me

    +3
  • me68 May 27, 2015

    perfection

    +1
  • potrostation May 27, 2015

    Dildo has better aim then me.

    +1
  • truckingman May 27, 2015

    I do not know what to say....

    +1
  • captjim May 27, 2015

    Should have some Lionel Richie "Dancing on the Ceiling" music to go with that.

    +0
  • sickfuck642 May 27, 2015

    slimming the pole extreme edition

    +1
  • mykejp May 27, 2015

    So that's how Spider-woman masturbates.

    +1
  • nybadguy May 27, 2015

    Chicks will do anything for a few singles

    +1
  • nacho1223 May 27, 2015

    SHW WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR FUCKING THE ONLY DILDO IN THE HOUSE JAJAJA

    +0
  • breakfastblunt May 27, 2015

    Man, those things will stick anywhere.

    +2
  • belisspermezeu May 28, 2015

    Spiderman's stalker

    +1
  • jackpot May 31, 2015

    @captjim LOL

    +0
 
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