He Always Has a Date

jay
54,431 Views 1 year ago

Ever since Johnny bought himself a live sex doll, he always has a date. She doesn't cook or clean, but she aways gives up that ass. Good for Johnny, because his last girlfriend was dead.

28 Comments
  • iluvkitty June 5, 2015

    UMMM, the music makes it weird.

    +4
  • crazyvet June 5, 2015

    I fucked that girl once. I couldn't get her to move either.

    +4
  • outotown June 5, 2015

    Now that song is stuck in my head, thanks.

    +2
  • nybadguy June 5, 2015

    Yep

    +2
  • douchebaggins June 5, 2015

    Will that thing fit in the dishwasher?

    +7
  • realtalks June 5, 2015

    Well 7000 grand sex doll might be worth for some guys to not have to hear I'm tired or I have a headache or constant nagging, it's cheaper than a divorce settlement too

    +3
  • fuckhowyoufeel June 5, 2015

    Lucky bastard... It doesn't talk back...

    +2
  • stenchfart June 5, 2015

    well that peggged my creepy meter

    +3
  • dizeer June 5, 2015

    wasted money ! For what he spent he could be covered in Hooker spit and cocaine !

    +3
  • sirfartsalot June 5, 2015

    My wife has that same expression during sex.

    +6
  • psaphier June 5, 2015

    Nice tits!

    +2
  • ouch June 5, 2015

    @realtalks We have lots ion common, We both know how much these dolls are lol

    +3
  • truckingman June 5, 2015

    Is that a MF" SEX DOLL that is one WEIRD MOTHER FUCKER.....

    -1
  • potrostation June 5, 2015

    @ truckingman: No .It was his dead mother.

    +5
  • goodster June 5, 2015

    Hell,, If I could only get my wife to be half that enthusiastic about having sex then I'd be a happy man.

    +2
  • mrlongshot June 5, 2015

    I would like to feel those tits though, they appear to move like real ones.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 June 6, 2015

    She looks kind of rough.

    +0
  • shaith June 6, 2015

    ..this must be what it's like for the girl who drank the laced bar tab

    +0
  • allcaps June 6, 2015

    Must not be abel to get a boner..i would slide my wee wee right into that for all of you to see...spessaly if i paid what he did for her...ride it like you stole it but wont make a sammich

    +2
  • maddog123 June 6, 2015

    I would rather do without some how morbid sick creepy fucked up!!!

    +1
  • handsomedevil June 6, 2015

    i wonder how many prostitutes this guys killed. i reckon a lot.

    +0
  • fatlarry June 6, 2015

    Quite the foreplay expert

    +1
  • sexmaster June 6, 2015

    Very creepy.

    +1
  • maddog123 June 6, 2015

    I read that he liked sticking things in his mama while his farther jacked off on his sister while the sister sucked a homeless man off while the homeless man sticks his fingers in the pet dog and the dog barks at the cat and the cat tells the dog he ain't part of the circle jerk and he ain't getting no fucking pussy!!! Meow fucking meow

    +1
  • nacho1223 June 6, 2015

    BUYING ONE USED HAVE ITS PROS..

    IT WILL BE EASILY TO GIVE ORAL AND MAY NOT BE TOO STRETCH FOR FUCKING... BUT COULD MESS UP YOUR DICK WHEN YOU STUCK IT IN :D JAJAJ

    +1
  • rodeye2 June 7, 2015

    I don't think she needs forplay.

    +0
  • rifleman123 June 7, 2015

    Id rather stick my dick in a fan

    +0
  • xxdeadpoolxx August 19, 2015

    They look real, I wonder if they have a monthly?

    +0
 
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