You know what this guys considers foreplay? A bean burrito. I could think of about a 100 things that are hotter than having my face saran wrapped to this chick's ass. Even though, I would say I wouldn't mind seeing her not farting and naked.
You can guess how this guy gets a promotion at work.
Talk about a gas mask!
crazy middle-age fetishes
Good way to get pink eye .
I like that she just keeps cleaning.
but the guy with the 40 up his ass is the sick one, right?
Dam thats my preacher and his wife
Ouch you sick fuck. Please stop
he must have got caught coming home late
If my wife looked like that I'd feed her nothing but sour-krout! FUCK-YEAH-BABY, lets fuck!
At first, Sally the crackwhore thought it was strange that Joe the John only wanted to hire her to clean his kitchen. But in the end everything worked out fine.
@nybadguy +1 you're my new best comment-er lol
Bitch should have stuck a knife in that toaster and take both of their miserable lives out
+1 to the farting bitch for the comment " is that your heavy breathing or ass juice "
Much appriciated @ouch
^^i hate a fucking love fest. get a room.
I jerked off to this...Do I need help?
Happyjack wraped up no where to go