Alcohol and katanas do not mix

Big Jeff
22,128 Views 1 year ago

Alcohol and katanas do not mix...obviously. Who in their right mind would let a drunk man swing a sword inches from your face? Obviously stupid people like split nose Steven over here. A Darwin Award winner for sure.

23 Comments
  • jlm77 June 22, 2015

    classic

    +1
  • marcodufour June 22, 2015

    Not the first time he`s been hit in the face by a large weapon.

    +2
  • assmasterson June 22, 2015

    Something tells me these guys aren't busting down Mensa's doors even when they are sober.

    +1
  • longhungwong June 22, 2015

    Who nose what these idiots where thinking.

    +9
  • maddog123 June 22, 2015

    Hellava way to remove a zit

    +3
  • jayisafag June 22, 2015

    Those nosebleed seats were to die for

    +2
  • whobe June 22, 2015

    This is why you never tell someone "Yo Mama".

    +0
  • toreal June 22, 2015

    White people.

    +0
  • realtalks June 22, 2015

    Caught him by a nose!!!

    +1
  • truckingman June 22, 2015

    The guy with the 'katana' must have seen a longer hot dog.

    +0
  • bobbabooey June 22, 2015

    Tom Green hopes a nose job will turn his career around.

    +2
  • potrostation June 22, 2015

    D&D... "Virgins for life"!

    +3
  • nacho1223 June 22, 2015

    jaajajaj

    -2
  • negrodeleto June 22, 2015

    Too bad he missed the throat

    +1
  • null_zero June 22, 2015

    If your the drunk camera guy and something like this happens...Dont move the it away and keep rolling. Just blame the the continuation of the recording on the inebriation.

    +1
  • think_adoption June 22, 2015

    holy shit.

    +1
  • sbohica June 22, 2015

    At least all pussy will smell the same from now on for this young man... No Shallow Hal here, just Shallow Nose.

    +1
  • fatlarry June 22, 2015

    But hey he did cut the hotdog

    +1
  • ludenlasivius June 22, 2015

    Dammit Jeff, do you even know what a katana is?

    +2
  • happyjack June 22, 2015

    He deserved it. First off never put a whole hotdog, sausage, or any penis shaped meat into your mouth under any circumstances. Put it on a plate cut it up and eat it with a fork, toothpick, etc. . Secondly never let someone swing a sharp object near you for any reason.

    +1
  • maddog123 June 23, 2015

    And third don't let any one rub there sausage near your face it will spit in your eyes and drive you bat shit

    +2
  • dracos June 23, 2015

    he can pick his friends but not his nose

    +1
  • nybadguy June 24, 2015

    Stand here and put this apple on your head bro. I will attempt to shoot it

    +0
 
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