Alcohol and katanas do not mix...obviously. Who in their right mind would let a drunk man swing a sword inches from your face? Obviously stupid people like split nose Steven over here. A Darwin Award winner for sure.
Not the first time he`s been hit in the face by a large weapon.
Something tells me these guys aren't busting down Mensa's doors even when they are sober.
Who nose what these idiots where thinking.
Hellava way to remove a zit
Those nosebleed seats were to die for
This is why you never tell someone "Yo Mama".
Caught him by a nose!!!
The guy with the 'katana' must have seen a longer hot dog.
Tom Green hopes a nose job will turn his career around.
D&D... "Virgins for life"!
Too bad he missed the throat
If your the drunk camera guy and something like this happens...Dont move the it away and keep rolling. Just blame the the continuation of the recording on the inebriation.
At least all pussy will smell the same from now on for this young man... No Shallow Hal here, just Shallow Nose.
But hey he did cut the hotdog
Dammit Jeff, do you even know what a katana is?
He deserved it. First off never put a whole hotdog, sausage, or any penis shaped meat into your mouth under any circumstances. Put it on a plate cut it up and eat it with a fork, toothpick, etc. . Secondly never let someone swing a sharp object near you for any reason.
And third don't let any one rub there sausage near your face it will spit in your eyes and drive you bat shit
he can pick his friends but not his nose
Stand here and put this apple on your head bro. I will attempt to shoot it