Not Smarter Than The Rail

jay
24,006 Views 1 year ago

Somedays you have to be smarter than the materials you work with. Bob here is not smarter than the rail that he is cutting, and now he has a really big headache. You know the guys he works with were all waiting for the rail to snap. If you are going to be dumb, you better be tough.

20 Comments
  • zmolez June 25, 2015

    He got railed

    +7
  • spinal12 June 25, 2015

    Happy rails to you.

    +5
  • crazyvet June 25, 2015

    Now he is a ticket taker at the local theater.

    +3
  • ludenlasivius June 25, 2015

    Maybe the guy giving instructions coulda told him to stand on the other side of that thing, whaddaya think?

    +10
  • maddog123 June 25, 2015

    Fucking derailed

    +4
  • bobbabooey June 25, 2015

    As a former welder, I saw that coming. He'll be dipping Skoal through a straw for awhile.

    +6
  • el_chingon June 25, 2015

    That's why springs are made of steel !

    +2
  • bb71 June 25, 2015

    HAHAHAHA! Been even better if he had been standing on it.

    +0
  • dozer67 June 25, 2015

    He should have known that curve track was under tension, now go lie down and take a nap.

    +1
  • whobe June 25, 2015

    Boingggggg! Reminded me of an old cartoon.

    +2
  • nacho1223 June 25, 2015

    flat nose mike

    +2
  • mykejp June 25, 2015

    Someone flunked elementary physics.

    +2
  • realtalks June 25, 2015

    Needs the Iron Workers for Dummies book

    +2
  • truckingman June 25, 2015

    HELLUVA TOUGH!!!! Did this idiot burn his face, the torch was flying into it...

    -1
  • sirfartsalot June 25, 2015

    Derp

    +1
  • truckingman June 25, 2015

    Whobe "BEAVES and BUTT-HEAD?"

    +2
  • hansent620 June 25, 2015

    This guy clearly flunked physics 101. Stored energy is a motherfucker. He knows now.

    +1
  • whobe June 25, 2015

    @truckingman You got it.Ha Ha

    +1
  • dracos June 25, 2015

    I got a easy job job for you, easy as snap!

    +1
  • nybadguy June 26, 2015

    Bet that dun hurt

    +1
 
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