Everyone masturbates that's a fact of life. Just because you're missing your arms doesn't mean you cant join the fun. This guy better hope he doesn't sneeze on the setup one day, or he's going to have a 4gauge prince albert.
So, THATS why Ron can't type anymore... Damn CIA.
I'd never shake hands with this motherfucker.
That snapping shut claw made my dick shrink. Get a flesh light dude.
^^^^^he always pokes holes in his own ideas..
I can't wait till Edward Scissor hands hears about this shit.
I'm sure there is a CS member or two that wouldn't mind giving him a hand.
with all the fucked up shit I see on cs thats the first time I have felt sorry for some one
Damn that's like trying to eat chow mien with chopsticks. He'd be better off fucking a warm apple pie.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
He's hooked on stroking his cock!
His dick was sandpaper....thats why he has hooks now
Ok, he has adapeadapted to his condition.
Full Metal Fap it
I meant 'adapted' in my previous comment. Dam delete posting SHIT....
lets all pitch in and get this guy a hooker
They be Nick naming him old rusty pretty soon or WHOP sticks
One things for sure he wont have to worry about harry palms
Stick you captain hook in the freezer & call it the stranger... are we getting a copy of him wiping his ass next week?
Looks almost as good as a rigor mortis handjob.
I hope that's stainless steal
You've gotta hand it to him ;)
Where can I get those hooks ?
Anything will work when he can't get a woman with those arms right? Oh and in a wheel chair at that. This dude can stand up though. I don't want to see how he whips his ass.
High 5, oh wait... sorry.
Where there is a will...there is a way!
Poor guy. Nice dick. I should suck it
Ain't that the robot from lost n space
@yojoe don't you mean willy? lol
Someone please buy his man a sex toy of some sort, anything would be better than how he's doing it. That can't be fun...
Captain Hook fapping to Tinkerbell
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....