A handi-capable job

Big Jeff
40,367 Views 1 year ago

Everyone masturbates that's a fact of life. Just because you're missing your arms doesn't mean you cant join the fun. This guy better hope he doesn't sneeze on the setup one day, or he's going to have a 4gauge prince albert.

32 Comments
  • sbohica June 28, 2015

    So, THATS why Ron can't type anymore... Damn CIA.

    +8
  • jayisafag June 28, 2015

    I'd never shake hands with this motherfucker.

    +4
  • potrostation June 28, 2015

    That snapping shut claw made my dick shrink. Get a flesh light dude.

    +5
  • sbohica June 28, 2015

    ^^^^^he always pokes holes in his own ideas..

    +4
  • longhungwong June 28, 2015

    I can't wait till Edward Scissor hands hears about this shit.

    +8
  • longhungwong June 28, 2015

    I'm sure there is a CS member or two that wouldn't mind giving him a hand.

    +3
  • bribo June 28, 2015

    with all the fucked up shit I see on cs thats the first time I have felt sorry for some one

    +6
  • happyjack June 28, 2015

    Damn that's like trying to eat chow mien with chopsticks. He'd be better off fucking a warm apple pie.

    +2
  • honkie365 June 28, 2015

    Where there's a will, there's a way.

    +1
  • realtalks June 28, 2015

    He's hooked on stroking his cock!

    +0
  • stenchfart June 28, 2015

    His dick was sandpaper....thats why he has hooks now

    +0
  • truckingman June 28, 2015

    Ok, he has adapeadapted to his condition.

    +0
  • ouch June 28, 2015

    Full Metal Fap it

    +9
  • truckingman June 28, 2015

    I meant 'adapted' in my previous comment. Dam delete posting SHIT....

    +1
  • aquahollic June 28, 2015

    lets all pitch in and get this guy a hooker

    +4
  • maddog123 June 28, 2015

    They be Nick naming him old rusty pretty soon or WHOP sticks

    +1
  • fatlarry June 28, 2015

    One things for sure he wont have to worry about harry palms

    +2
  • durante June 28, 2015

    Stick you captain hook in the freezer & call it the stranger... are we getting a copy of him wiping his ass next week?

    +1
  • ludenlasivius June 28, 2015

    Looks almost as good as a rigor mortis handjob.

    -1
  • breakfastblunt June 28, 2015

    I hope that's stainless steal

    +0
  • bustercherry June 29, 2015

    You've gotta hand it to him ;)

    +2
  • picklehiesner June 29, 2015

    Where can I get those hooks ?

    +1
  • krazyk June 29, 2015

    Anything will work when he can't get a woman with those arms right? Oh and in a wheel chair at that. This dude can stand up though. I don't want to see how he whips his ass.

    +0
  • iluvkitty June 29, 2015

    High 5, oh wait... sorry.

    +1
  • yojoe June 29, 2015

    Where there is a will...there is a way!

    +0
  • wardo56 June 29, 2015

    Poor guy. Nice dick. I should suck it

    +1
  • maddog123 June 29, 2015

    Ain't that the robot from lost n space

    +1
  • ouch June 29, 2015

    @yojoe don't you mean willy? lol

    +1
  • bobbabooey June 29, 2015

    The Sperminator

    +0
  • thisbitch420 June 30, 2015

    Someone please buy his man a sex toy of some sort, anything would be better than how he's doing it. That can't be fun...

    +0
  • ouch July 1, 2015

    Handyfapped

    +0
  • quarterbunny July 2, 2015

    Captain Hook fapping to Tinkerbell

    +0
 
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