What are those fucking bugs? But more importantly, why does he have them crawling all over his dick? I guess some things are better left unanswered. Fuck freak.
Wtf Adam, you ain't never seen a cricket before?
Will somebody PLEASE tell Adam that's not what they mean by 'cricket bat'??!!
i got nothing
There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off, WHACK IT OFF
Is this silence of the lambs part 2?
I hope one crawls up his pipe and eats his bollox from the inside
If he hates his dick so much he should just slice it off and mail it to the penis museum.
grasshoppers or crickets dumbass
I always assumed that Adam's dickbox was filled with bugs.
What! No cum shot?
His pet lizard hates him. All the grasshoppers taste like dick.
Those poor crickets are going to starve if that's all he's feeding them.
That's toreal and his friends all on my dick
A kosher pickel
Needle dick the bug fucker
Hey that's a mircowave safe bowl. Let's figure out how this guy can mircoware the bugs and his balls!
Day 33... Still locked up in the Cricket POW camp... saw three inmates fed to a giant lizard/dragon of some kind... The giant overlord, who only gets up to dust off the cheeto dust, decided to try a new torture method today... at first we thought it was food... but no, it was a riot hose... two inmates drowned in the creamy goo it shot out. Will I survive this hell? CPL-Cricket
Guess the japanese are not the only victims of radiation.Having sex with a melon is not bad, and normal I think?Not saying I did it..........
Left it there for 24 h and u don't have that problem anymore.
So that's why Pinocchio wanted to be a real boy.