Usually when someone asks me to move some furniture it's because I have a truck. This guy's friends call him because he has a strong back, and can run 35 mph. Hey Broski, I need a hand moving a piano, can you come by around 10am?
"Hang on Chuck, and don't let go...I'm gonna take a shortcut through I-35"
Anyone knows you only do that with skates on.
I would only do this if I could have the driving part.
Hey, when the warranty is up, the warranty is up.
Pollock moving service
Does he have a towing license?
That type of service is worth 2 cases of beer, a jumbo pizza, and an 8ball off a hot strippers tits
@ whobe: allegedly so does a dolly and a bungee cord. Neither confirming nor denying it works.
WHAT THE... How the MF" HELL are they going to get it of their dwelling???
A polish joke needed...
ironically , hes chasing the same pussy that told him to do it
ok, I maybe going to hell, but I'll laughing. The Chipmunk voice as the couch fell screaming "slow down, slow down" had me on my side.
"Move on buddy, it's only 20 miles."