Is this the original incident? Is this why Alan hates his fellow Muslims so bad he wages war incessantly? How can one tray of shit mall food cause such drama? We may never know the end of Alan's need for war, but at least now we know his beginning.
fuck alan , that was fucking stupid
When Alan lost his hummus he lost his mind
WTMF"F? What for?
You do NOT desecrate the snackbar!!!
That's one way to mess up Alan's Snackbar.
Segregation; it's not all bad.
Religion is meant to control people.Same as Government regulates people in a way.Every time my family came back from church they acted like they got victimized by the priest.When I was in grade school, a priest took me by my shirt, and raised me off my feet.That was the end of my religious beliefs.I teased a kid calling him juicy fruit, maybe the priest had a colorful flag bookmark for his Bible.