Pretty straight forward title...What would you do? I would find the first weapon in site and end my nightmare.
Easy, never drink or do drugs again. Plus go get an STD test
run before it wakes up
In the 90's I perfected dressing myself with one hand.At the last possible second pull my other arm free off the trap that I drunkenly slept with the night before. The challenge then became running to the front door thru a floor plan unfamiliar; while shouting "I'll call you by!"
take anything sharp and end my pain.
Looking. Good there happy jack
Only two options: Murder or suicide.
James Brown lives.....
Hey I'm deaf, I dont care what she is saying.
No teeth! Woof!
They call you gummy. But i call you ugly as fuck.
One more Gummer and I'm out.
If the bitch woke up like that she needs to go back to sleep and hibernate till next spring
footage from the master bedroom at the white house
Easy.. get some toothless head and NEVER tell anyone what happened.
No wonder Rafiki ran away with Simba
Finish the job I started when I knocked her teefs out.
BITE MY ARM OFF so i don't wake it up and run like hell..
Somebody's been ducking it she probly has 10 kids
thats why it woke up toothless, someone woke up and knocked it out and dipped
I wouldnt kill myself, i'm better than that, but i definitly would leave the South and run to Canada and never go on the internet for another 10 years.
Every suburban heterosexual males nightmare.
jajaja lo que pasarias seria todos unos nerds y como que el niño parece un mini androide espacias XD jajaja pero ahi algo que me pregunto de que sera de todos esos chavos y las personas de que salen en esos anuncioas??? estaran viendolos?
Well that depends. Is she sleeping on one of my arms? I may be convinced to gnaw one off in the a.m.
Girl you trippin
Crazyass ole girl
On the plus side, the head is REAL good..
Pretty sure that "her" is a him. That is a bad wig and that 5'oclock shadow is saying shave me. If you woke up next to that you are gay now.
And another question is... Did JayD fap to this?
call the zoo and tell them I woke up next to a talking gorilla
Michelle looks like hell without makeup. She looks like hell with makeup.
im shooting myself after watching this
I'd get some head and rob that cunt.
@honkie Michelle isn't a knock out but she doesn't look like hell either.....
oh fuck yeah, that's a lot better then a bitch who can leave bite marks...
Fuckin got drunk and went to the zoo again! Kill me...
I would wonder why I moved to a neighborhood full of niggers without teeth.
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