You wake up next to this, what do you do?

Big Jeff
29,433 Views 1 year ago

Pretty straight forward title...What would you do? I would find the first weapon in site and end my nightmare.

37 Comments
  • realtalks July 5, 2015

    Easy, never drink or do drugs again. Plus go get an STD test

    +6
  • vulture July 5, 2015

    run before it wakes up

    +4
  • potrostation July 5, 2015

    In the 90's I perfected dressing myself with one hand.At the last possible second pull my other arm free off the trap that I drunkenly slept with the night before. The challenge then became running to the front door thru a floor plan unfamiliar; while shouting "I'll call you by!"

    +1
  • darksider803 July 5, 2015

    take anything sharp and end my pain.

    +2
  • maddog123 July 5, 2015

    Looking. Good there happy jack

    +5
  • xizang July 5, 2015

    Only two options: Murder or suicide.

    +7
  • 2indastink July 5, 2015

    James Brown lives.....

    +5
  • wardo56 July 5, 2015

    Hey I'm deaf, I dont care what she is saying.

    No teeth! Woof!

    +7
  • nybadguy July 5, 2015

    They call you gummy. But i call you ugly as fuck.

    +3
  • mrlongshot July 5, 2015

    One more Gummer and I'm out.

    +7
  • realtalks July 5, 2015

    If the bitch woke up like that she needs to go back to sleep and hibernate till next spring

    +4
  • wifebeater2000 July 5, 2015

    footage from the master bedroom at the white house

    +6
  • truckingman July 5, 2015

    ............???

    +0
  • big_daddy305 July 5, 2015

    Easy.. get some toothless head and NEVER tell anyone what happened.

    +2
  • ouch July 5, 2015

    Yep

    +0
  • ouch July 5, 2015

    No wonder Rafiki ran away with Simba

    +1
  • ludenlasivius July 5, 2015

    Finish the job I started when I knocked her teefs out.

    +2
  • dozer67 July 5, 2015

    BITE MY ARM OFF so i don't wake it up and run like hell..

    +4
  • fatlarry July 5, 2015

    Somebody's been ducking it she probly has 10 kids

    +3
  • ih8dumbfux July 5, 2015

    thats why it woke up toothless, someone woke up and knocked it out and dipped

    +1
  • joedumber July 5, 2015

    I wouldnt kill myself, i'm better than that, but i definitly would leave the South and run to Canada and never go on the internet for another 10 years.

    +3
  • vaticider July 5, 2015

    Every suburban heterosexual males nightmare.

    +1
  • spinal12 July 5, 2015

    jajaja lo que pasarias seria todos unos nerds y como que el niño parece un mini androide espacias XD jajaja pero ahi algo que me pregunto de que sera de todos esos chavos y las personas de que salen en esos anuncioas??? estaran viendolos?

    -3
  • txdo_msk July 5, 2015

    Well that depends. Is she sleeping on one of my arms? I may be convinced to gnaw one off in the a.m.

    +1
  • picklehiesner July 5, 2015

    Girl you trippin

    +1
  • maddog123 July 6, 2015

    Crazyass ole girl

    +3
  • captjim July 6, 2015

    On the plus side, the head is REAL good..

    +2
  • happyjack July 6, 2015

    Pretty sure that "her" is a him. That is a bad wig and that 5'oclock shadow is saying shave me. If you woke up next to that you are gay now.

    -3
  • sbohica July 6, 2015

    And another question is... Did JayD fap to this?

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 July 6, 2015

    call the zoo and tell them I woke up next to a talking gorilla

    +3
  • honkie365 July 6, 2015

    Michelle looks like hell without makeup. She looks like hell with makeup.

    -1
  • ibetdaddy July 6, 2015

    im shooting myself after watching this

    +2
  • addictedtothc July 6, 2015

    I'd get some head and rob that cunt.

    +1
  • happyjack July 7, 2015

    @honkie Michelle isn't a knock out but she doesn't look like hell either.....

    +2
  • morbuis669 July 7, 2015

    oh fuck yeah, that's a lot better then a bitch who can leave bite marks...

    +1
  • sinistermidget July 8, 2015

    Fuckin got drunk and went to the zoo again! Kill me...

    +0
  • suckzone July 10, 2015

    I would wonder why I moved to a neighborhood full of niggers without teeth.

    +0
 
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