Reason #258 why cats are lame

Big Jeff
23,753 Views 1 year ago

I stand firm on what I said the other day. They don't care about you. All you are is a slave to them, and they give no fucks on "disciplining" your ass.

41 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 July 13, 2015

    it was funnier when the cat fell over

    +0
  • whobe July 13, 2015

    Yep cats are worthless pos. That looked pretty severe. Depending on where she got it in the eye will determine if she will go blind. If the cornea and iris are involved she is pretty well guaranteed not to ever see right again. If blood enters the vitreous and it doesn't clear within 2 weeks the vitreous will have to be removed and a scleral buckel will have to be installed on the back of the eyeball. Fuck Cats! Where the hell is 2inda!?

    +5
  • vulture July 13, 2015

    drama queen or what

    +1
  • chubbadubba July 13, 2015

    That cat needs a little vacation at Ho Chung's house of noodles

    +14
  • darkmadness July 13, 2015

    Are you going to be blind or nah?

    +0
  • marcodufour July 13, 2015

    If she doesn`t get out of that basement, she`s never going to get close to another pussy and earn her redwings.

    +1
  • zmolez July 13, 2015

    Kill the cat is the first thing bitch

    +5
  • strongcock July 13, 2015

    Fake

    -8
  • mrlongshot July 13, 2015

    I love cats. They make great footballs.

    +4
  • fatlarry July 13, 2015

    fuck a fucking cat I would have thrown the piece of shit thru the tv

    +3
  • pistolero July 13, 2015

    I would have made a cats-a-role with that little fucker.

    +4
  • jeeprod July 13, 2015

    Fuck the cat.

    You guys are missing the fact she represents the future:

    Some whiny social justice lesbo unemployed cunt with no skills, a public education and who speaks into a computer/the gamer world to others of her ilk, for advice... because she's clueless in an urgent situation... or one where her precious little world isn't just aligned for her comfort and personal self-esteem fulfillment.

    Wheeeeeeee!

    +10
  • mountaineer July 13, 2015

    ^^^Fucking A bro.

    +2
  • toreal July 13, 2015

    White people are always trying to put their mouth on animals.

    -7
  • bobbabooey July 13, 2015

    I already have enough reason to hate cats.

    -1
  • pcarman92 July 13, 2015

    Too bad the cat missed her jugular.

    +2
  • crazyvet July 13, 2015

    Dead cat walking.

    +4
  • urapnes1701d July 13, 2015

    The virgin mary cried blood down in Brazil, but you, you little slut don't look like no virgin to me.

    +2
  • urapnes1701d July 13, 2015

    Do you wanna know what to do?

    DONT STICK YOUR FUCKING FACE IN ANOTHER ANIMALS FACE!

    +6
  • txdo_msk July 13, 2015

    First, stomp the cat's head 6 times, then call an ambulance. Then decide if you want to turn yourself in for animal cruelty, then say FUCK THAT BITCH ASS CAT. HE DESERVED GETTING STOMPED.

    +3
  • potrostation July 13, 2015

    Hard to tell who's the bigger pussy.

    +1
  • lobster July 13, 2015

    Call of Duty is full of violence

    +2
  • ibetdaddy July 13, 2015

    it's just a flesh wound

    +1
  • anomalous July 13, 2015

    Swatcha get, dumbass.

    +2
  • addictedtothc July 13, 2015

    And then she logs into crazyshit forums

    +1
  • woozlewuzzle July 13, 2015

    Pussy fight.

    +2
  • nybadguy July 13, 2015

    My pitbull would of had a chew toy after that. I fuckin hate cats. Useless pets

    -4
  • ludenlasivius July 13, 2015

    She's gonna make a rockin hot-ass pirate this Halloween!

    +1
  • ludenlasivius July 13, 2015

    She don't even care about her eyeball, she's more concerned that she won't be so pretty no more.

    -2
  • spartan22407 July 14, 2015

    Obamacare will take care of her...Where's her baby's daddy? Yo, Tyrone! Take care of yo bitch!

    +1
  • darkmadness July 14, 2015

    I would beat the shit out of his 9 lives....

    +0
  • happyjack July 14, 2015

    +1jeeprod. She looks into her webcam several times to see her eye instead of IDK, going to the bathroom mirror. Then starts crying instead of actually taking action to help herself. Not to mention if a cats tail is swishing back and fourth like that the little mf 'er is feeling frisky, not the best time to have it in your face giving it kissies. It's ok she'll probably think that her new eye patchy is trendy anyway.

    +2
  • borrin July 14, 2015

    Cat scratch fever!

    +0
  • big_daddy305 July 14, 2015

    I bet the dumb cunt kept the cat.

    +0
  • captianchaoz July 14, 2015

    Wow, I thought only cocks could make a virgin bleed, not pussy.

    +1
  • joedumber July 15, 2015

    mY cat was at the same thing but i was laaying on the sofa and he swiped at a nat at my ear and sliced my ear. It wasn't bad, but it pissed me off and scabbed over i think i was lucky. i heard cats go for human eyes regularly. how about a follow up cs.

    +0
  • joedumber July 15, 2015

    When i was a kid, that was the first question when we met a house cat, clawed or declawed? cats are best left as ferrols, they are more intelleget because they have to be street smart. Dont think cats don't know what they are doing, they look you straight in the eyes

    +0
  • eyeh8dumbasses July 15, 2015

    cats are fucking assholes

    +0
  • sanitywelcomed July 15, 2015

    Everyone is saying cats are assholes, and they are. This one just didn't wanna kiss the bitch and had to say no with claws. She should of asked her gf's pussy for a kiss. Her dumbass fault shoving her face into an animal's.

    +0
  • fbi July 19, 2015

    Cats

    -1
  • redrocker July 21, 2015

    I think its time for her to try some asian cooking that cat looks about the right size for a pot of noodles or maybe a sushi plate.

    -1
 
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