Crane Jumper Goes Splat

jay
31,548 Views 1 year ago

You have to be dedicated to die to jump off a crane. Not because of the height or the pure fact that you are not going to survive. No. It's because you have to climb all the way up a crane to get to the top just to commit suicide. That's fucking dedication that I can respect. You know half way up that guy was out of breath and thought to himself. Do I really want to die? Yup, I do. Keep on going.

17 Comments
  • vulture July 16, 2015

    nice belly flop

    +5
  • sharkkiller1 July 16, 2015

    foreman yells up through a megaphone "can you hurry the fuck up do you know how much it costs to rent that crane "

    +0
  • basset3 July 16, 2015

    Fall down, go BOOM!!!

    -1
  • bobbabooey July 16, 2015

    What did the body say to the ground? Slap!

    -4
  • jeeprod July 16, 2015

    Alan's SnackBar! Delivery from Alan's SnackBar!

    +1
  • whobe July 16, 2015

    You can hear the ghost leaving his body at the end of the video.

    +2
  • fattyfatty2x4 July 16, 2015

    I laughed so hard at the whistling toward the end!

    +0
  • sexwithyourmom July 16, 2015

    It's videos like these that make me feel so sorry for the poor piece of pavement these asshats decide to splatter on

    +1
  • potrostation July 16, 2015

    I would have walked up three stories got more depressed and turned around.

    +1
  • sbohica July 16, 2015

    Bob the builder couldn't handle the success anymore. My kids will be devastated..

    -1
  • truckingman July 16, 2015

    I hope they died a instant death.

    Just shaking his head, ...........

    +0
  • fatlarry July 16, 2015

    9.5

    +2
  • rifleman123 July 16, 2015

    TOUCH DOWN TOUCHDOWN all the fucking way

    +1
  • rifleman123 July 16, 2015

    Sorry folks a little pre season jitters

    +1
  • narutouzamaki July 17, 2015

    when your favorite anime series ends and you don't know what to do with your life...

    +0
  • nybadguy July 17, 2015

    I was hoping for a close up of the aftermath

    +1
  • Cory H. July 18, 2015

    He missed. Try again.

    +1
 
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