If someone gave your five thousand dollars to have sex with any hooker you wanted, what would you do? I sure as shit know what I'd do. I'd get me two midget hookers, a case of beer and have some midget sex. Then after a few beers I'd have them head-butt my junk for a bit, and then we'd all have rodeo sex. It would be awesome, and a way better story to tell all my friends. Plus, my dick would be massive in their hands.