Midget Sex: The Head Bangers

If someone gave your five thousand dollars to have sex with any hooker you wanted, what would you do? I sure as shit know what I'd do. I'd get me two midget hookers, a case of beer and have some midget sex. Then after a few beers I'd have them head-butt my junk for a bit, and then we'd all have rodeo sex. It would be awesome, and a way better story to tell all my friends. Plus, my dick would be massive in their hands.

36 Comments
  • crazyvet July 16, 2015

    When they grow up they will know what to do with a dick.

    +1
  • chubbadubba July 16, 2015

    The blonde one better be careful, she could break her neck. Oh wait, nevermind

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 July 16, 2015

    its like jerking off except you have someone to talk to

    +1
  • longhungwong July 16, 2015

    My wildest fantasy come true. *shed's a tear*

    +3
  • vaticanvomit July 16, 2015

    Hey Jay...just so you know, I have big ass hands and somehow I keep hearing that when I jack a guy off, I somehow make it look huge. So.....they don't have to be midget hands. And sweet Jesus I sound like a whore.

    +6
  • longhungwong July 16, 2015

    I've never dated a girl who's shorter than me, I that's probably why I have a midget fetish. Then again I have a thing for super tall women too.

    +3
  • addictedtothc July 16, 2015

    I'd ask for a refund

    +3
  • woozlewuzzle July 16, 2015

    He woke up one day and said I need a couple of midget hookers to head bunt my dick.

    +0
  • slippy July 16, 2015

    mongoloid she was a mongoloid...

    +0
  • bobbabooey July 16, 2015

    The retarded ones are just so hard to train.

    +8
  • whobe July 16, 2015

    At least show him your tits.

    +1
  • realtalks July 16, 2015

    That's the quality you get when you hire a couple of ex Oompah Loompas

    +2
  • ludenlasivius July 16, 2015

    Will somebody please tell these Downy bitches that's not how you give head?!

    +1
  • ludenlasivius July 16, 2015

    Dammit, now I can't watch the Muppet Show without getting a boner.

    +4
  • tgarner July 16, 2015

    I'd fuck a midget, I think it would be about like chalking a pool cue!

    +5
  • ouch July 16, 2015

    @ludenlasivius +5000000000 hahahahahahaha

    +2
  • sexwithyourmom July 16, 2015

    These chicks were told they would be hired as ewoks for the next star wars movie but that didn't work out, this was plan B

    +2
  • dozer67 July 16, 2015

    @vaticanvomit you kinda are, but we all still love you.

    +1
  • potrostation July 16, 2015

    Where is the clown in the gimp suit and goat? What, are you gay?

    +3
  • dozer67 July 16, 2015

    The one in the green isn't to bad looking.

    +2
  • longhungwong July 16, 2015

    @dozer I would suck VV's kitten till her eyeballs caved in (>.

    +1
  • sbohica July 16, 2015

    @wong, I'm 6'6... Never had one within 10" of me but my ALR is perfection, so fuck it!!!

    +1
  • narutouzamaki July 16, 2015

    can someone tell me how to get and change my own profile pic for this site?

    +1
  • marris2u July 16, 2015

    they have no idea how to use it...lol....

    +0
  • fatlarry July 16, 2015

    Aww that's cute I wanna see one with my penis in her hand

    +0
  • rifleman123 July 16, 2015

    Islamic women do that they act just like goats these midgets gave me flash backs

    +1
  • ouch July 17, 2015

    @narutouzamaki see the word Control Panel next to Log off at the top right of your screen? click it and you will see on the right hand side of the page "Add/Change Your Avatar". click it and just follow the easy steps and Tar-dar you're all done. any probs just flick an admin an email and they will happy to sort it out for you. Ouch

    +2
  • narutouzamaki July 17, 2015

    @ouch ok thank you

    +1
  • narutouzamaki July 17, 2015

    finally got my own pic i hope if CS decides to accept it.

    +2
  • narutouzamaki July 17, 2015

    person getting head butted: Ugg i blew myself up for this.

    +1
  • ouch July 17, 2015

    @narutouzamaki top of this or the home page and then click private messages. You will find an email from me in there :)

    +2
  • narutouzamaki July 17, 2015

    @ouch how long does it usually take for the reply a day or so?

    +1
  • sexwithyourmom July 17, 2015

    @vaticanvomit.....just keep showing us your big beautiful tits sweetie

    +0
  • nybadguy July 17, 2015

    Its like the first time they ever seen a dick

    +1
  • belisspermezeu July 18, 2015

    so this is what willy wonka does in his free time

    +1
  • xxdeadpoolxx August 19, 2015

    my dick looks huge in there hands

    +0
 
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