They Call Him Fire Crotch Now

jay
13,879 Views 1 year ago

Guess what Sparky, your new name is now Fire Crotch. That was a pretty smooth move with the cock thrusting, but eventually fireworks and beer aways win. And you had a awesome win. Bonus points for the slide on the grass!

25 Comments
  • dickher July 23, 2015

    I wonder if its called "The Devil's cum"?

    +2
  • whobe July 23, 2015

    Good Good! That will learn ya.

    +3
  • jlm77 July 23, 2015

    My dad so we could shoot the rest of the fireworks off of we want

    +1
  • sexwithyourmom July 23, 2015

    Alcohol makes people into the true dumb fucks they were intended to be....carry on

    +5
  • yeayeayea July 23, 2015

    Now stick one up your ass!

    +3
  • txdo_msk July 23, 2015

    After waking up next to Lindsey Lohan, Steve decided, "Meh. Okay..."

    +1
  • rifleman123 July 23, 2015

    If that dumbass flapped a little harder he would have flown thru the airplane window

    +4
  • xizang July 23, 2015

    I'm laying odds that his age is a bigger number than his IQ

    +3
  • bb71 July 23, 2015

    That was hilarious

    +1
  • bobbabooey July 23, 2015

    He's now the gayest dude at the burn center.

    +2
  • realtalks July 23, 2015

    What a flamer!

    +2
  • mykejp July 23, 2015

    A flaming self bukkake.

    +1
  • vulture July 23, 2015

    picked a bad time to et an erection

    +1
  • ludenlasivius July 23, 2015

    That settles it. I'm wearin a rubber next time I fuck a Mexican whore.

    +2
  • scottishtits77 July 23, 2015

    Reminds me of working in A&E during holiday time.....always some twat brought in with something stuck up their arse or burns to their ring piece all due to showing off! Nothing beats seeing grown men cry when they've sobered up and the pain killers wear off only to discover they're missing a set of bollocks, their arsehole looks like burnt, chewed bubble gum and they've lost the use of their cock! Actually, it's fucking hilarious because it's these twats that end up getting events banned due to their fuck wittery. I've yet to see a drunk woman willingly shove a massive firework up her growler and light it.....there's always a first time though. :)

    +2
  • truckingman July 23, 2015

    The "Cone," YOU DUMDASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!

    +1
  • corruptedsob July 23, 2015

    Hold my beer and watch this .....

    +2
  • longhungwong July 23, 2015

    Reminds me of when I try to pee in the morning when I wake up with morningwood.

    +3
  • rockinron July 23, 2015

    lookslike the neg nig has returned to cs.i fixed all above me though. peace and god bless

    -4
  • corruptedsob July 23, 2015

    ^^ Arn't you deed yet ?

    +2
  • corruptedsob July 23, 2015

    *dead

    +1
  • potrostation July 23, 2015

    Don't stop him; he's about to learn something.

    +3
  • longhungwong July 23, 2015

    @RockinRon YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT... I fixed all the negs in here and most are still at 0 now so you're a lying SOB you din't fix shit and you're the NEG TROLL!

    +2
  • ouch July 24, 2015

    Who cares about -'s? I mean really lol

    +4
 
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