Guess what Sparky, your new name is now Fire Crotch. That was a pretty smooth move with the cock thrusting, but eventually fireworks and beer aways win. And you had a awesome win. Bonus points for the slide on the grass!
I wonder if its called "The Devil's cum"?
Good Good! That will learn ya.
My dad so we could shoot the rest of the fireworks off of we want
Alcohol makes people into the true dumb fucks they were intended to be....carry on
Now stick one up your ass!
After waking up next to Lindsey Lohan, Steve decided, "Meh. Okay..."
If that dumbass flapped a little harder he would have flown thru the airplane window
I'm laying odds that his age is a bigger number than his IQ
That was hilarious
He's now the gayest dude at the burn center.
What a flamer!
A flaming self bukkake.
picked a bad time to et an erection
That settles it. I'm wearin a rubber next time I fuck a Mexican whore.
Reminds me of working in A&E during holiday time.....always some twat brought in with something stuck up their arse or burns to their ring piece all due to showing off! Nothing beats seeing grown men cry when they've sobered up and the pain killers wear off only to discover they're missing a set of bollocks, their arsehole looks like burnt, chewed bubble gum and they've lost the use of their cock! Actually, it's fucking hilarious because it's these twats that end up getting events banned due to their fuck wittery. I've yet to see a drunk woman willingly shove a massive firework up her growler and light it.....there's always a first time though. :)
The "Cone," YOU DUMDASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Hold my beer and watch this .....
Reminds me of when I try to pee in the morning when I wake up with morningwood.
lookslike the neg nig has returned to cs.i fixed all above me though. peace and god bless
^^ Arn't you deed yet ?
Don't stop him; he's about to learn something.
@RockinRon YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT... I fixed all the negs in here and most are still at 0 now so you're a lying SOB you din't fix shit and you're the NEG TROLL!
Who cares about -'s? I mean really lol