We all know birds and planes don't mix, unless you are having a club sammich. But look what a vulture did when it his the business end of this private jet. The two guys being flown seem pretty content though, maybe they had a early lunch.
Looks like the inside of my truck after fucking the old lady while she's on her rag.
looks up "voluture"
Better get rid of those Bees while your at it too.
I understand the bird hit the plane windshield but that doesn't explain why it smells like shit and piss in here
wow, a real party going in there.
Da fuck is a voluture?
Adam knows how to vulture
Birdie goes pop
What did you hit? And don't say Spell Check.
Jay look to the left
Nice and fresh much Better than a bag of stale peanuts..
I swear, Pedro. I am not paying for this flight.
@vulture I saw that one coming a fuckin mile away.
Musta been a volunteer vulture.
Passengers: "Meh, no biggie. You should see the dead hooker in the back."
Black Vultures weight about 3.5–6.1 lb. I am surprised that no one was killed...
R.I.P member Vulture.
That poor Golf Stream.
They all look sad.
Today's in flight meal will be bird.
@ludenlasivius...it had to be done :-)
@darkmadness...hey not so quick with RIP I survived
Dude in white not giving two fucks, like he's still waiting on his peanuts.
in flight meal at 300 MPH.
Thank you Jay you just proved that you don't have to be a HS graduate to run a website.
those dudes look stoked to be flying private.