What Happens When a Voluture Hits a Plane

jay
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We all know birds and planes don't mix, unless you are having a club sammich. But look what a vulture did when it his the business end of this private jet. The two guys being flown seem pretty content though, maybe they had a early lunch.

29 Comments
  • dickher July 23, 2015

    Looks like the inside of my truck after fucking the old lady while she's on her rag.

    +4
  • fuzzybuzz July 23, 2015

    looks up "voluture"

    +14
  • goodster July 23, 2015

    Better get rid of those Bees while your at it too.

    +3
  • jlm77 July 23, 2015

    I understand the bird hit the plane windshield but that doesn't explain why it smells like shit and piss in here

    +4
  • rifleman123 July 23, 2015

    Bird brains

    +2
  • yeayeayea July 23, 2015

    wow, a real party going in there.

    +0
  • sexwithyourmom July 23, 2015

    Da fuck is a voluture?

    +1
  • stenchfart July 23, 2015

    Adam knows how to vulture

    +3
  • scottishtits77 July 23, 2015

    Birdie goes pop

    +0
  • bobbabooey July 23, 2015

    What did you hit? And don't say Spell Check.

    +3
  • vulture July 23, 2015

    +11
  • corruptedsob July 23, 2015

    ^this

    +3
  • vulture July 23, 2015

    Jay look to the left

    +4
  • filthywilly July 23, 2015

    Nice and fresh much Better than a bag of stale peanuts..

    +2
  • big_daddy305 July 23, 2015

    I swear, Pedro. I am not paying for this flight.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius July 23, 2015

    @vulture I saw that one coming a fuckin mile away.

    +2
  • ludenlasivius July 23, 2015

    Musta been a volunteer vulture.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius July 23, 2015

    Passengers: "Meh, no biggie. You should see the dead hooker in the back."

    +1
  • truckingman July 23, 2015

    Black Vultures weight about 3.5–6.1 lb. I am surprised that no one was killed...

    +2
  • darkmadness July 23, 2015

    R.I.P member Vulture.

    +3
  • potrostation July 23, 2015

    That poor Golf Stream.

    +0
  • spinal12 July 23, 2015

    They all look sad.

    +2
  • rodeye2 July 23, 2015

    Today's in flight meal will be bird.

    +2
  • vulture July 24, 2015

    @ludenlasivius...it had to be done :-)

    +3
  • vulture July 24, 2015

    @darkmadness...hey not so quick with RIP I survived

    +2
  • sanitywelcomed July 24, 2015

    Dude in white not giving two fucks, like he's still waiting on his peanuts.

    +1
  • jimmydcap July 25, 2015

    in flight meal at 300 MPH.

    +0
  • dozer67 July 25, 2015

    Thank you Jay you just proved that you don't have to be a HS graduate to run a website.

    -1
  • eviscerate July 27, 2015

    those dudes look stoked to be flying private.

    +0
 
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