The Not So Smart Car

jay
18,608 Views 1 year ago

This is what I figured would happen when you get into an accident with a smart car. Hell, it wasn't even much of an accident. The only thing that happened was she hit a little puddle and slide into the oncoming car. Next thing you know, the lady is doing spins in the air. I will skip buying one of those little death traps.

32 Comments
  • johnhancock July 24, 2015

    I have a feeling she won't be very smart after that

    +0
  • johnhancock July 24, 2015

    Maybe next she'll go the the new 2016 Logical Car.

    +2
  • rodeye2 July 24, 2015

    Probably listening to Nickelback.

    +1
  • filthywilly July 24, 2015

    weight limit exceeded broken axle..

    +3
  • rodeye2 July 24, 2015

    You can't ride in my little red wagon.. her asshole's broke and the axles draggin.

    +3
  • vulture July 24, 2015

    @johnhancock...don't be silly we all know women lack Logic

    +3
  • vulture July 24, 2015

    the guy behind saw a pink car and was wise to hold back

    +3
  • stenchfart July 24, 2015

    stupid woman driver...overcorrected

    +1
  • poida July 24, 2015

    Shart car

    -1
  • fatlarry July 24, 2015

    Does this mean dinner is gonna be late..... should I get something on the way home

    +4
  • whobe July 24, 2015

    I don't wear no stinkin seat belt.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot July 24, 2015

    Fucking beautiful

    +0
  • dwaynepipe July 24, 2015

    Rape her and steal her purse

    +0
  • corruptedsob July 24, 2015

    Dum spelled backwards is Mud

    -2
  • truckingman July 24, 2015

    Smart car are supposed to have some of the highest safety ratings, MF" FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • truckingman July 24, 2015

    On a different note, what is the MF" 'Annoying' Clicking sound???

    +3
  • rifleman123 July 24, 2015

    Fuck the wreck sound like he was smacking on a dick and that goddam fucked up music

    +1
  • potrostation July 24, 2015

    @ truckingman: I think that's a cheep China copy cat. That or she's suffering from Princes Diana syndrome.

    +2
  • assmasterson July 24, 2015

    I thought the sound was the guy's loose sphincter. Gas just escapes at random.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius July 24, 2015

    Somewhere there are thirty cats going hungry while waiting for mommy to come home.

    +3
  • bobbabooey July 24, 2015

    Would You Hit It? Warm, dead body on the side of the road in mint green pants.

    -3
  • dozer67 July 24, 2015

    Two things a woman driver and isn't wearing her seat belt now she is dead.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 July 24, 2015

    ^^I mean.. it's not like she can say no.

    +1
  • dozer67 July 24, 2015

    "You spin me rite round baby rite round like a record baby rite round!!"

    +2
  • jackpot July 24, 2015

    @stenchfart +50 for being the only cat on here to recognize that besides me.

    +1
  • mykejp July 25, 2015

    It's called a smart car because when you get in an accident, it smarts like a motherfucker.

    +0
  • allcaps July 25, 2015

    Little fuckers spin around fast..like the suzuki samurai did in the 90's...anything more than a few dents and the were totaled and ground up for scrap

    +2
  • allcaps July 25, 2015

    @sirfartsalot my neibor said there is a gay guy on tub8 with the same handle as yours that likes puttin his penis in guys buttholes..is it you?

    +2
  • handsomedevil July 25, 2015

    i hear she survived. i would have said, "when pigs fly," but...

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc July 25, 2015

    Oil slick, termites crunching and no seatbelt.

    +1
  • nacho1223 July 25, 2015

    that fat bitch pop out.. jeez

    +0
  • redhedridr July 31, 2015

    I drive a Dodge 4X4,,,

    +0
 
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