Don't you hate it when this shit happens

Big Jeff
23,474 Views 1 year ago

I fucking hate when this happens. For all you females out there this is why we have to hang on to it when we piss. It's so we don't get it covered in toilet water, and so our plumber doesn't die of shame as he snakes it out of the sewers.

16 Comments
  • vulture July 25, 2015

    worst case of knob rot I ever saw

    +3
  • fistermister July 25, 2015

    What the fuck, Did he have a rat in his pants?

    +0
  • bobbabooey July 25, 2015

    He has a bad case of leper cock.

    +1
  • potrostation July 25, 2015

    The video to the song" Detachable Penis".

    +2
  • potrostation July 25, 2015

    The same thing happens to Adam when he goes to take a shit. Pulls his pants down and a dildo flies out and lands in the toilet.

    +1
  • corruptedsob July 25, 2015

    Game Over

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 July 25, 2015

    awww man adam lost his poop plug again your mom is going to whoop your ass

    +6
  • dozer67 July 25, 2015

    Maybe a shim a chick playing like a dude and she loads her pants.

    +0
  • truckingman July 25, 2015

    What the Fuck?

    -1
  • rodeye2 July 25, 2015

    At least the toilet looks clean.

    -1
  • allcaps July 25, 2015

    There is a song called I have a detachable penis

    -2
  • allcaps July 25, 2015

    If he had 5 dicks his condom would fit like a glove

    -2
  • fatlarry July 25, 2015

    Must have been Kim k's husband shit rotted off

    -2
  • silverbolt709 July 27, 2015

    That's what really happened to Bruce Jenner.

    +0
  • redhedridr July 31, 2015

    John Bobbitt, "The Later Years",,,

    +0
  • redhedridr July 31, 2015

    @silver, He fucked a Kardashian!

    +0
 
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