I fucking hate when this happens. For all you females out there this is why we have to hang on to it when we piss. It's so we don't get it covered in toilet water, and so our plumber doesn't die of shame as he snakes it out of the sewers.
worst case of knob rot I ever saw
What the fuck, Did he have a rat in his pants?
He has a bad case of leper cock.
The video to the song" Detachable Penis".
The same thing happens to Adam when he goes to take a shit. Pulls his pants down and a dildo flies out and lands in the toilet.
awww man adam lost his poop plug again your mom is going to whoop your ass
Maybe a shim a chick playing like a dude and she loads her pants.
What the Fuck?
At least the toilet looks clean.
There is a song called I have a detachable penis
If he had 5 dicks his condom would fit like a glove
Must have been Kim k's husband shit rotted off
That's what really happened to Bruce Jenner.
John Bobbitt, "The Later Years",,,
@silver, He fucked a Kardashian!