WTF Kind of Sex Toy Is This?

jay
52,870 Views 1 year ago

Is this a sex toy, or some kind of amazon snake? What is the big sticky eggs? How is this even enjoyable? I mean, one of those eggs hits me in the face, I'm ragging! Maybe Ouch can explain.

17 Comments
  • bobbabooey August 11, 2015

    Don't let this guy jerk you off. He'll shove two fingers down your pee hole, then put rubber balls up your butt.

    +5
  • kilo_g August 11, 2015

    If youre getting jerked off by a guy the its safe to bet that youll like a finger in your urethra and jelly eggs in your ass.

    +2
  • cellule August 11, 2015

    Boring.. Can't make any racist comment since it's not really a negg...

    -1
  • filthywilly August 11, 2015

    The Alien Dildo / pocket pussy, Insert then Fuck !

    +3
  • stenchfart August 11, 2015

    It`s for Alien life beings

    +3
  • corruptedsob August 11, 2015

    Does it come with blue balls for us married guys ?

    +1
  • korumkills August 11, 2015

    hes stolen that off the set of the strain!

    +1
  • sbohica August 11, 2015

    So Ron thinks he's some kind of inventor now? Hmmm.

    +3
  • picklehiesner August 11, 2015

    Insert truckingman quote here

    +4
  • potrostation August 11, 2015

    It's an over complicated ass funnel. Yea. It's a thing. It's not my bag baby!

    +0
  • truckingman August 11, 2015

    What in The Mother Fuckin" Blue Fuck? Is a tentacle laying egg dildo from Japan or where ever???

    MOTHER FUCKIN" CONFUSED AS MOTHER FUCKIN" HELL TO WHAT THIS MOTHER FUCKIN" IS AND ITS' USAGE,

    Robert Hallock

    +2
  • nh3kid August 11, 2015

    Thats what I imagine Katlin/bruce Jenners junk looks like

    +2
  • ludenlasivius August 11, 2015

    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

    +2
  • mykejp August 11, 2015

    Kill it before it lays...never mind.

    +1
  • scottishtits77 August 11, 2015

    I want one! I'm playing with a squishy stress ball right now, but that thingy looks much more fun! The eggs look like normal eggs that have been soaked in vinegar.....makes them transparent and bouncy :)

    +1
  • misfit_88 August 12, 2015

    Whoever votes yes for gay marriage should be forced to use this strange device just to see how "Normal" homosexual couples can be.

    +2
  • rifleman123 August 13, 2015

    Happyjacks toy likes it up his ass

    +0
 
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