Is this a sex toy, or some kind of amazon snake? What is the big sticky eggs? How is this even enjoyable? I mean, one of those eggs hits me in the face, I'm ragging! Maybe Ouch can explain.
Don't let this guy jerk you off. He'll shove two fingers down your pee hole, then put rubber balls up your butt.
If youre getting jerked off by a guy the its safe to bet that youll like a finger in your urethra and jelly eggs in your ass.
Boring.. Can't make any racist comment since it's not really a negg...
The Alien Dildo / pocket pussy, Insert then Fuck !
It`s for Alien life beings
Does it come with blue balls for us married guys ?
hes stolen that off the set of the strain!
So Ron thinks he's some kind of inventor now? Hmmm.
Insert truckingman quote here
It's an over complicated ass funnel. Yea. It's a thing. It's not my bag baby!
What in The Mother Fuckin" Blue Fuck? Is a tentacle laying egg dildo from Japan or where ever???
MOTHER FUCKIN" CONFUSED AS MOTHER FUCKIN" HELL TO WHAT THIS MOTHER FUCKIN" IS AND ITS' USAGE,
Thats what I imagine Katlin/bruce Jenners junk looks like
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Kill it before it lays...never mind.
I want one! I'm playing with a squishy stress ball right now, but that thingy looks much more fun! The eggs look like normal eggs that have been soaked in vinegar.....makes them transparent and bouncy :)
Whoever votes yes for gay marriage should be forced to use this strange device just to see how "Normal" homosexual couples can be.
Happyjacks toy likes it up his ass
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