Nailed Those Nipples

jay
32,683 Views 2 years ago

Hey guy, how you doing? You feel like you have been nailed to that desk today? Funny you say that, because last night, I got crazy. Yup, went to the hardware store and got me some nails. Then I got out my nips, and pounded the nails through my nipples. Man was it hot. I wish I could get laid though.

15 Comments
  • poida August 12, 2015

    Only Pussies don't countersink

    +1 -1
  • lowdice August 12, 2015

    Who cares! The fag put it threw his piercing.

    +3 -1
  • vulture August 12, 2015

    that's the closest he will ever be to getting wood

    +1 -1
  • crazyvet August 12, 2015

    Now, somebody set that fucking place on fire.

    +1 -1
  • bobbabooey August 12, 2015

    Fucking hipsters and their Ikea bullshit. Don't think you're a carpenter just because you put together a bookcase.

    +1 -1
  • iluvkitty August 12, 2015

    Now somebody go behind him and scream #blacklivesmatter.

    +1 -1
  • pinkdildolickr August 12, 2015

    He's hoping to get nailed from behind next

    +2 -1
  • mykejp August 12, 2015

    That's not how you get crucified!

    +1 -0
  • ouch August 12, 2015

    You see the shit they make you do to become Crazy Shit Staff!

    +3 -0
  • dracos August 12, 2015

    Glad i didnt sewed thay

    +1 -0
  • truckingman August 12, 2015

    How is pain sexal pleasurable?

    +0 -0
  • nybadguy August 12, 2015

    Do it with screws and a drill and I'll be a little impressed.

    +1 -0
  • outotown August 12, 2015

    Cheap fucker uses particle board.

    +1 -0
  • pizzapie August 12, 2015

    Grab a 2x4 and lets take care of this

    +2 -0
  • darkmadness August 12, 2015

    Why would a guy need nipple rings, I hope it's his skull that was crushed by the 2x4

    +1 -0
 
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