I've never skydived but this is a reason I won't be jumping any time soon. After a few minutes I almost stopped laughing and started feeling sorry...then I started laughing all over again.
some days life can be a real drag
dont eat beans before parachuting
his chute got really stretched
I have a feeling he is still being dragged right now
This is why Russian paratroopers only make one jump a year. It take them that long to recover.
So that's how they make crop circles.
Winds and wind speed at the ground can be a real MF" BITCH!!!
LMMF"AO and shaking his head,
I'm no skydiver but aren't you supposed to realease your parachute once you touch ground?
Hey buddy that ride is gonna cost you extra.
82nd Airborne Division : Now hiring.
Seems that when the forecast says gale force winds...skydiving is a no no.
Skydiving School for clowns
Wow, I've never seen a REAL dust devil in action before...
@whobe, comment of the week!!
I kept thinking how that parachute was floating around like a jellyfish.
Note to self: scratch skydiving off bucket list
The Russian paratroopers were a lot scarier in Red Dawn.
AIRBORNE! OORAH !
Show Off, He meant to do that!