Bad hair, worse jump

Big Jeff
21,223 Views 1 year ago

Holy shit not only does this fat ass brotha have a skullet, but it's a dredded skullet. Then his husky ass biff's it off the fucking cliff. I don't know why he jumped off the cliff into the water though...you know he can't swim.

23 Comments
  • potrostation August 16, 2015

    I'll say it again. Nothing says gangster like a pair of Crocks.

    +16
  • mrlongshot August 16, 2015

    Shit floats, don't worry. Its sad when your too lazy to jump.

    +4
  • poida August 16, 2015

    Anything deeper than 6 inches of water is usually like kryptonite to boons

    +8
  • dracos August 16, 2015

    he never saw the gravity of his problem

    +4
  • aquahollic August 16, 2015

    and that's why you don't see black divers in the olympics

    +6
  • big_daddy305 August 16, 2015

    What's the gang sign for "Help, I'm drowning."?

    +13
  • dracos August 16, 2015

    his omentum didn't have enough momentum

    +3
  • honkie365 August 16, 2015

    That government cheese sure slows them down....

    +1
  • corruptedsob August 16, 2015

    It'll take them 80 years to find his fat ass just like the Titanic

    +7
  • dracos August 16, 2015

    If white man can't jump then black man can't land

    +15
  • realtalks August 16, 2015

    Guess that whole black man can jump theory is just a theory after all

    +10
  • nybadguy August 16, 2015

    Was that in slowmo or am i that stoned again.

    +3
  • prodeath August 16, 2015

    What was he runnin' from, a bar of soap?

    +3
  • truckingman August 16, 2015

    Well you picked a sandy spot as your launch platform...

    -2
  • fatlarry August 16, 2015

    Somebody throw him a large rock

    +4
  • rifleman123 August 16, 2015

    Does black lives matter drown black bastard

    +2
  • mykejp August 16, 2015

    Maybe he can0 blame it on those long dreadlocks.

    +2
  • darkcraven August 16, 2015

    so much for black people can jumo

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 August 17, 2015

    is a defense mechanism that the north American ape triggers when it senses water near by , the body collapses and refuses to move to prevent water exposure... animal planet did a whole thing on it

    +7
  • ludenlasivius August 17, 2015

    Straight outta Compton... straight into Frisco Bay.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius August 17, 2015

    Pity. Last thing Japan needed was another tsunami.

    +1
  • vulture August 17, 2015

    I was told black men could jump

    +1
  • veronika August 17, 2015

    I havent seen a black guy fall like that since Martin Luther King

    +0
 
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