Holy shit not only does this fat ass brotha have a skullet, but it's a dredded skullet. Then his husky ass biff's it off the fucking cliff. I don't know why he jumped off the cliff into the water though...you know he can't swim.
I'll say it again. Nothing says gangster like a pair of Crocks.
Shit floats, don't worry. Its sad when your too lazy to jump.
Anything deeper than 6 inches of water is usually like kryptonite to boons
he never saw the gravity of his problem
and that's why you don't see black divers in the olympics
What's the gang sign for "Help, I'm drowning."?
his omentum didn't have enough momentum
That government cheese sure slows them down....
It'll take them 80 years to find his fat ass just like the Titanic
If white man can't jump then black man can't land
Guess that whole black man can jump theory is just a theory after all
Was that in slowmo or am i that stoned again.
What was he runnin' from, a bar of soap?
Well you picked a sandy spot as your launch platform...
Somebody throw him a large rock
Does black lives matter drown black bastard
Maybe he can0 blame it on those long dreadlocks.
so much for black people can jumo
is a defense mechanism that the north American ape triggers when it senses water near by , the body collapses and refuses to move to prevent water exposure... animal planet did a whole thing on it
Straight outta Compton... straight into Frisco Bay.
Pity. Last thing Japan needed was another tsunami.
I was told black men could jump
I havent seen a black guy fall like that since Martin Luther King