What Not to Say To Your Wife

jay
23,253 Views 1 year ago

Think of this as a kind of PSA for men. Sure we are the kings of our kingdom's. But do you really want your dick cut off? Fuck no. So don't go telling your girl she needs to loose weight, or she acts like her mother. That's just asking for trouble. Any by trouble I mean, getting your dick cut off.

16 Comments
  • sbohica August 19, 2015

    That was a good one JayD. They forgot to include "No baby, I'm not gonna blow in ur mooouuuttthhh... Awe, ooh"

    +1
  • stenchfart August 19, 2015

    what are wearing?...jake from state farm?...khakis

    +0
  • longhungwong August 19, 2015

    Your sister gives better head than you.

    +1
  • corruptedsob August 19, 2015

    He's got more lives than a cat does

    +0
  • crazyvet August 19, 2015

    And don't ever forget the "does this outfit make me look fat?"

    +0
  • realtalks August 19, 2015

    At least he doesn't have to worry about his wife setting his dick on fire while he's sleeping

    +3
  • whobe August 19, 2015

    Don't leave out "You Cunt".

    +0
  • truckingman August 19, 2015

    Happy Wife, Happy life... PISSED OFF WIFE, YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN" ""HELL!!!!!!””

    -1
  • happyjack August 19, 2015

    Ouch, I'd like to nominate this as the corniest video of the week.

    +1
  • potrostation August 19, 2015

    They forgot: no.It's not the pants that is making your ass fat.

    +1
  • goodster August 19, 2015

    "You didn't learn to give head from you MOM did you?"

    +1
  • ludenlasivius August 19, 2015

    Ermergerd, purperderg.

    +1
  • brewserb August 19, 2015

    @Crazyvet "no, your fat makes you look fat!"

    +1
  • mykejp August 19, 2015

    This is why I'm single.

    +1
  • vaticider August 19, 2015

    Don't forget the fisheye stare when it goes in the wrong hole. wink,wink,nudge,nudge

    +1
  • cellule August 20, 2015

    Shit, I'm watching stuff on Youtube again..

    +0
 
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