You know what happens when you drink two bottles of vodka and drive? You make your own fucking passing lane. Fuck those plastic barriers. Those are merely suggestions not to drive in that lane.
I'd try to kill myself too if I had to hear the instrumental version of "We Can Dance" on repeat also.
Hes lucky there was hardly any water in those barriers. This shit would have been a different story.
Driving Ms Pearl gettin dangerous..
Fuck people put the phone down.
Another bad decision made by vodka.
over here they are called jersey barriers and made of concrete..assholes like that get dealt with
"Did I hit anything?"
If you drive in to those barriers and make your own lane, you will in up in a front end collusion, in the opposing line, or in a construction pit...
I was hoping the car would explode. For no other reason other then to amuse me.
@big_daddy305: That'd be "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. And this driver is no friend of mine. Because he can't dance.
I hate when that happens.
Oh look, Pavlov! The barriers are filled with vodka!
I love vodka!!!
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