Seat Belts Keep You In Cars

jay
18,581 Views 1 year ago

I'm not sure if we should say he should have been wearing his seat belt, or should not have been wearing his seat belt. Because he plopped right out of the car on the highway, and looked pretty safe, while his car rolled away. I'm sure he's got a n accident in his pants though.

10 Comments
  • lowdice August 25, 2015

    Wow!! The white car notices that there's a car and stops his car from going any father into the lane and that dumb black car motherfucker swerved from left to right and fucked everything up.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius August 25, 2015

    That'll make your CD player skip.

    +3
  • crazyvet August 25, 2015

    That car spit him out like the freshman prom queen giving her first blow job.

    +6
  • whobe August 25, 2015

    You know how dumb it sounds when you tell your friends those scars on your on your head and arms came from falling out of your car.

    +1
  • fatlarry August 25, 2015

    Ejector seat activated

    +1
  • nybadguy August 25, 2015

    Lucky bastard

    +1
  • truckingman August 25, 2015

    He is lucky that the car did not throw him a head of its' self only to be run over by the said car.

    +1
  • potrostation August 25, 2015

    Watching all the Die Hard movies finally paid off for him.

    +0
  • oldrooster August 26, 2015

    Use your signals for fuck sakes.

    +0
  • whitechristian August 28, 2015

    @lowdice...... WTF The white car came all the way over and the black car tried to keep him from getting over and tried to avoid bumping it and all control was fucked for the both of them.

    -1
 
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