First Time at the Pump

jay
24,222 Views 1 year ago

Wow lady, is this your first time at the pump? I am impressed with how dumb you are. Even more than that, I am impressed with your friend holding the pump while you back your car up a bit. Never mind that putting gas in the car business, how are you with a sammich?

26 Comments
  • ven0m89 August 28, 2015

    Maybe that Subaru can take her off roading into a land fill.

    +3
  • whobe August 28, 2015

    To top it off the green handle usually means Diesel.

    +13
  • nybadguy August 28, 2015

    Typical blond

    +2
  • chupamiverga August 28, 2015

    yet they gave her a license. there should be a handicapped card on her rear view cause shes fuckin retarded.

    +6
  • mykejp August 28, 2015

    You can't fix stupid.

    +2
  • longhungwong August 28, 2015

    Is this why they need feminism?

    +5
  • mrlongshot August 28, 2015

    I witnessed a blonde open her hood and fill her motor with gas before. I couldn't stop her fast enough.

    +4
  • el_chingon August 28, 2015

    I love this.....God provided us with blondes so they

    could entertain us....so, this one is only doing what God

    commands....just imagine her suck your cock!

    +0
  • mrlongshot August 28, 2015

    "Hey Blondie, is that a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Blonde says, "Fuck! What did I do with my cigarette?"

    +5
  • vulture August 28, 2015

    @whobe...not in Russia black is diesel

    +3
  • vulture August 28, 2015

    logic went straight out of the window with this pair

    +4
  • darksider803 August 28, 2015

    OMG what a great blond joke visual aid :)

    +0
  • whobe August 28, 2015

    @vulture Maybe so but blonde is still dumb.

    +1
  • tookalook August 28, 2015

    Put together these two probably ended up on fire.

    +3
  • corruptedsob August 28, 2015

    A least they got it in the right hole

    +5
  • truckingman August 28, 2015

    ..........?

    +0
  • pizzapie August 28, 2015

    Cumb dunt

    +6
  • sbohica August 28, 2015

    ALL DAY, Ive tried to come up with a comment on this one... I can't!!! U wud have to be as goddamn fuckin dumb as those bitches to even relate!

    +3
  • potrostation August 28, 2015

    Neither of them are hot enough to be this clueless.

    +9
  • ludenlasivius August 28, 2015

    Goddammit woman, do you realize how many Ackbars died for the oil that made that gasoline? Show some fucking respect.

    +4
  • goodster August 29, 2015

    @mykejp,, Better yet,, You Can't Fix Blond!

    +1
  • oldrooster August 29, 2015

    I hope she didnt procreate.

    +2
  • jackpot August 29, 2015

    Out of order. The pump AND the women.

    +1
  • mountaineer August 29, 2015

    I'm surprised it only took two of them.

    +2
  • poortato August 29, 2015

    That's some funny shit. If I were there I would have went over and took a big ol dump on the hood

    +1
  • belisspermezeu August 29, 2015

    hope she handles the cock better than that

    +0
 
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