Asians can't even drive segways

Big Jeff
14,996 Views 1 year ago

I know some stereotypes suck, but those are mainly the completely untrue or ridiculous ones. The Asians can't drive one seems to be pretty fucking solid. If it involves wheels it's just smart to stay the fuck away.

  • vulture August 29, 2015

    were there's blame there's a claim

  • aquahollic August 29, 2015

    true story... went in a store came out to find an suv parked on my mustang... waited for the old Asian lady driver to come out she denied hitting me and said I hit her... while waiting for the police three other old Asian ladies hit three other cars in the same row...

  • stenchfart August 29, 2015

    what do get when you cross Puerto Ric-on and an Asian?....a car thief that can`t drive

  • whobe August 29, 2015

    They should stick to making electronics and eating shit.

  • nybadguy August 29, 2015

    He got up like a real chimp. I mean champ.

  • lowdice August 29, 2015

    They shot the cameraman in the head five minutes after that.

  • sbohica August 29, 2015

    There must have been a loose BOLT in his segway...

  • truckingman August 29, 2015

    Name someone who can successful drive a 'Segway.'

  • joedumber August 29, 2015

    I would sue the driver for whatever 1st place for five races would get me. Probably 500 grand.

  • zmolez August 29, 2015

    Didn't the inventor go flying off a cliff to his death on one of these fuckers?

  • happyjack August 29, 2015

    @sbohica +1, nice but wrong audience. Half of the people here probably think that is Lebron James. I take that back they have no fucking clue who that is.

  • outotown August 29, 2015

    that's Insane.

  • vaticider August 30, 2015

    That there is whats known as strategy.

  • big_daddy305 August 30, 2015

    Everyone knows that game.. 50 points for hitting a black person.

  • dozer67 August 31, 2015

    That fucking chink took out the fastest chimp in the world Usain Bolt.

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