Well if you get shot in the head it's probably not long before you check out. So what better time to fap than then? Now he gets to have the strange satisfaction of coming and going at the same time.
Hes making sure they didn't shoot his junk off.
He has organ donor on his drivers license. He was making sure they hadn't taken it before he was done using it.
ok i'll say it... he wanted to come and go at the same time
He must have misunderstood when the medic said, "You're Fucked". Clearly he wasn't talking about his dick.
All those people standing around and not one offers to help jack him off, shaking my head.
It could help him stay conscious.... LoL
Well at least he was trying to take is mind off the pain and die happily, I estimate.
That's were I keep my pistol..would be reaching there too..
Fucker looks like a zombie
Secondary bran (inside skull) off-line.
Primary brain (in crotch area) takes over.
Coming and going at the same time. LMMFAO!