Dumbass Lights Himself on Fire

jay
15,404 Views 1 year ago

Yesterday we had a car just go up into flames. This dumbass does everything he could wrong to fill up his motorcycle. All you have to do is stand up, get the pump, not be a dumbass for a bit, and then drive away. Nope, not you, you are setting your shit on fire, and dropping your pants to stop, drop and roll.

24 Comments
  • crazyvet September 3, 2015

    Mopeds are some true killing machines.

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 September 3, 2015

    he's got some refried beans and frank now

    +0
  • whobe September 3, 2015

    Practicing Ghost Rider for Halloween.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius September 3, 2015

    Liar liar pants on fire.

    +0
  • mrlongshot September 3, 2015

    Is this why its illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon? Are they that fuckin' stupid?

    +2
  • poida September 3, 2015

    Flamer tried to fuck the male end

    +0
  • vulture September 3, 2015

    bring on the Benny Hill music

    +0
  • big_daddy305 September 3, 2015

    Now go piss out the fire, Bubba Jed.

    +0
  • mykejp September 3, 2015

    Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

    +0
  • longhungwong September 3, 2015

    Pendejo

    +0
  • corruptedsob September 3, 2015

    I always get burned at the pumps

    +1
  • truckingman September 3, 2015

    All you have to did is turn off your bike and get off it to pump gas into it how hard is it for you to understand?

    -1
  • potrostation September 3, 2015

    @ vulture: I was thinking more Joe Cartoon's Super Fly. "My Dicks' on fire ,my dicks' on fire."

    +1
  • truckingman September 3, 2015

    Potrostation, I can never forget that one..........

    LMMF"AO and RMF"F, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • nybadguy September 3, 2015

    Hot bike bro.

    -1
  • aquahollic September 3, 2015

    in the immortal words of ac/dc..... FIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • aquahollic September 3, 2015

    if his hair is red... the carpet apparently does match the drapes

    -1
  • potrostation September 3, 2015

    @ aquahollic: For those about to roast cock;we salute you! ac/dc.

    +0
  • fatlarry September 4, 2015

    Boy I hope he had on clean under pants

    -1
  • oldrooster September 4, 2015

    Too bad he didnt burn his balls of so he couldnt make anymore assholes like him.

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc September 4, 2015

    and I thought hotpants were out of fashion

    +1
  • cellule September 4, 2015

    How to cure an STD the mexican way.

    +1
  • nybadguy September 4, 2015

    cockinron is on a negative spree again.

    +0
  • eric3533 September 5, 2015

    Donald Trump would approve.

    +0
 
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