No More Bacon

jay
20,977 Views 1 year ago

Looks like the price of bacon just went up in China. It's a sad day when 16 thousand pigs die without turning into bacon. On the positive side, someone should scoop up all these pigs and bomb the shit out of ISIS with them.

20 Comments
  • xizang September 3, 2015

    That's okay. Just cut them up and sell them as halal lamb to the muslims.

    +3
  • whobe September 3, 2015

    I kept turning up the volume but I guess it doesn't matter anyway.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius September 3, 2015

    Old MacDonald had a farm. HAD.

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 September 3, 2015

    im no scientist but I think the problem might be in the water...........

    +2
  • poida September 3, 2015

    One way to stop the refugees

    +0
  • vulture September 3, 2015

    can we have some of them in the Med between Greece and Italy

    +1
  • mykejp September 3, 2015

    What a waste of bacon and pork chops.

    +1
  • negrodeleto September 3, 2015

    Those filthy gooks will probably still process and eat those rotting pigs.

    +1
  • longhungwong September 3, 2015

    Just told a fuck buddy to fuck off and quit calling after 3 strikes. #1 She cried and asked me to feel sympathy for that Bruce freak. #2 Tattoed her neck all up which is fine, but then said, I bet you think im sexier now. #3 I was eating bacon and she said I feel bad for piggies, did u know they are aware when they're about to be slaughtered. That was the end of it. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.. its fuck off time. I'm eating my bacon bitch. Yep I'm an asshole but nobody fucks with my bacon damned it.

    +4
  • dog66 September 3, 2015

    this is what I always envisioned bay of pigs to be

    +1
  • dickher September 3, 2015

    Are those bacon pigs or pork chop pigs??

    +3
  • tgarner September 3, 2015

    I knew they couldn't fly, guess they can't swim either!

    +5
  • potrostation September 3, 2015

    First they cant fly. Now they can't swim. If they weren't so delicious they'd be worthless.

    +1
  • truckingman September 3, 2015

    A industrial pig farm, a pig plant, got flooded now there is putrid pigs and MF" SHIT Down River......

    -3
  • sbohica September 3, 2015

    @Wong, I remember a lecture from my cultural/physical anthropology prof in college that men posses specific genes that makes are dick hard when the aroma of bacon hits us!!! Is there any man in the PG who doesn't like bacon??? I said MAN toreal, hand to the face.

    +2
  • nybadguy September 3, 2015

    I bet $ they scoop them out and still eat it or send it to others

    +1
  • aquahollic September 3, 2015

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • dracos September 3, 2015

    ^said the muslims when they saw this

    +1
  • oldrooster September 4, 2015

    No more swimming down river from this place either.

    +1
  • cellule September 4, 2015

    What happens when a toilet is clogged for a few hours at a police station.

    +1
 
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