How to Cook a Lady

jay
46,039 Views 1 year ago

If you ever wondered, this is how you properly cook a lady. First you have to butter her down, and put her on a spit. Then spin until fully cooked. Enjoy.

30 Comments
  • boney1 September 10, 2015

    shes smokin hot id eat her

    +11
  • wifebeater2000 September 10, 2015

    stuff a beer can in her ass

    +14
  • crazyvet September 10, 2015

    I like my way of heating her up better.

    +4
  • mykejp September 10, 2015

    Get her while she's hot.

    +1
  • vulture September 10, 2015

    can I pump in my own marinade

    +2
  • txdo_msk September 10, 2015

    Just don't ask where the roasted corn came from.

    +1
  • poida September 10, 2015

    She’s not done until my juices run clear

    +2
  • whobe September 10, 2015

    I'll have some tender loins.

    +5
  • longhungwong September 10, 2015

    She needs a good stuffing.

    +3
  • corruptedsob September 10, 2015

    I'll take a breast

    +1
  • vikingshill September 10, 2015

    Spitroast...you're doing it wrong

    +1
  • nybadguy September 10, 2015

    Let me poke it to see if its still pink inside

    +6
  • goodster September 10, 2015

    Let me show you how I intend to BASTE her.

    +2
  • big_daddy305 September 10, 2015

    All you fuckers putting in your own special sauce and marinade are going to have one sticky, salty, used up piece of meat. I'll pass.

    +1
  • fatlarry September 10, 2015

    She's a little too HOT for me

    +0
  • darksider803 September 10, 2015

    it would be finger licking good !!!

    +5
  • potrostation September 10, 2015

    I'm playing with my food.

    +3
  • xizang September 10, 2015

    This one's for fucking. Fat ugly ones are for roasting and slicing up.

    +0
  • me68 September 10, 2015

    she would taste better with my dipping sauce added !!!!!!

    +0
  • truckingman September 10, 2015

    More Bondage SHIT Jay???

    +0
  • ludenlasivius September 10, 2015

    Third world tanning salon.

    +2
  • rifleman123 September 10, 2015

    ILL stick with raw pussy

    +2
  • sbohica September 11, 2015

    I hope u fed her a pot of pinto beans first. That way u get blackened rump roast...

    -1
  • cellule September 11, 2015

    Gotta be fuckin starving to death to eat a dishwasher.

    +2
  • astrozorro September 12, 2015

    I prefer my women raw.

    +0
  • magnus September 12, 2015

    I can put some Apple in your ?/$#@€;

    +0
  • sleeko September 15, 2015

    That's some Mexican cartel shit, right there.

    +0
  • dozer67 September 17, 2015

    Im going to say it........ SHE'S HOT!!

    +0
  • crazyshitisgay September 18, 2015

    Did she frieded$

    +0
  • sanek11po November 23, 2015

    http://m.turbobit.net/xxdqp40b7z8y/Chubby_blonde_is_Piss.html

    +0
 
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