Three of the Dumbest Robbers In Brazil

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Check out the three dumbest robbers in Brazil. Wait, scratch that, two of the dumbest robbers, because the middle guy did not succeed in stopping the car. He did leave a lasting impression on that car's hood though.

24 Comments
  • prodeath September 16, 2015

    SHIT, now he has to go back and pick up the spare.

    +1
  • lowdice September 16, 2015

    Looks like they trying to cross the road to me... Not rob somebody.

    -2
  • woozlewuzzle September 16, 2015

    Were they trying to carjack on the freeway?

    +0
  • poida September 16, 2015

    Guess Boris never got back in

    +1
  • dozer67 September 16, 2015

    They may be dumb.... but sure are funny... hahahaha

    +1
  • realtalks September 16, 2015

    Their biggest problem was they weren't wearing any motorcycle helmets. No one in Brazil will take you serious if you're not wearing a helmet while committing a crime there

    +2
  • bb71 September 16, 2015

    Now that's crime prevention

    +1
  • whobe September 16, 2015

    Looks like he needed a lift.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot September 16, 2015

    Brazil or Furgeson? Please tell me that was Furgeson.

    +1
  • potrostation September 16, 2015

    What Reginald Denny should have done in 1996 in the middle of the L.A. riots.

    +1
  • jimmydcap September 16, 2015

    Mix Frogger with Darwin.This is what you get.

    +0
  • truckingman September 16, 2015

    G*D DAM MF"STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Just like roaches, they scatter into the night...

    Still LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • mykejp September 16, 2015

    I was waiting for a second car to get a spare for that 7-10 split.

    +2
  • nybadguy September 16, 2015

    Froze up like a deer in headlights.

    +1
  • darksider803 September 16, 2015

    wish one of those vehicles were a semi then it would be fun to watch the spatter. they didn't get what they all deserved. dam cars should have floored it.

    +1
  • anomic September 16, 2015

    Exactly right on. You might get shot but at least fight back. Better than the pussy with the pitbulls rolling around on the ground "here bite this side now its still fresh"

    +1
  • dracos September 17, 2015

    I think they're onto something, causing 1000$ front end damage is less expensive then giving them your wallet

    +1
  • darksider803 September 17, 2015

    know what you negative giving cunt you can lick my big hairy asshole while I shit down your throat after eating 12 spicy taco's and a 24 case. you ninny asshole.

    +2
  • sbohica September 17, 2015

    @darksider, imagine how pathetic the NNs life must be!

    +1
  • oldrooster September 17, 2015

    Damn. The drivers in Brasil are a lot smarter than most American drivers.

    +2
  • darksider803 September 17, 2015

    @sbohica yep

    +2
  • loulou September 18, 2015

    I'd wear that hood ornament with pride.

    +1
  • cellule September 18, 2015

    The mosquitos in my country are way bigger.. pfff..

    +1
  • cellule September 18, 2015

    Now wait for the first coat to dry, then two more, after you put the clear...

    +1
 
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