Luckiest Man Alive

jay
24,261 Views 1 year ago

This guy right her might be the luckiest man alive. That or he is a Jedi. He was going to be chopped in half until his mind moved the mirror or something like that. I'm sure he now has some brown stains under that dress.

30 Comments
  • mrgrey September 20, 2015

    Allah apparently has favorites.

    +14
  • potrostation September 20, 2015

    The goat who threw it is the unluciest goat alive.

    +2
  • yeknom September 20, 2015

    This would have been a great video if it sliced him right in half Final Destination style.

    +11
  • cyberbu11y September 20, 2015

    Injured? Call Allah Rothenberg. We don't get paid until you do.

    +4
  • aquahollic September 20, 2015

    can't be too lucky... still an arab

    +7
  • whobe September 20, 2015

    One more step and his name would be Halfbib.

    +13
  • poida September 20, 2015

    diapers were designed for accidents

    +1
  • darksider803 September 20, 2015

    dam no gor!!!

    +1
  • nybadguy September 20, 2015

    Video almost had potential.

    +1
  • mrdrip September 20, 2015

    Glassman & Sons misses again!

    +4
  • vulture September 20, 2015

    when he got up his eyes looked glazed

    +3
  • fistermister September 20, 2015

    Did I heat him say Allha Ahkbar, Or was that the guy that threw that off the roof?

    +1
  • truckingman September 20, 2015

    He is lucky that 'glass' does not fall down in a straight line. I saw this happen on a episode of "Mythbusters."

    -3
  • me68 September 20, 2015

    the point here is,,,,,,,, isis have now condemned windows, all windows like gays are to be thrown off a tall building , apparently windows allow views of the outside world and imaginary pedophile allah doesnt like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +3
  • p00n_jabb September 20, 2015

    knocked the tablecloth right off achmeds dome! instant classic.

    +5
  • ouch September 20, 2015

    next time please put clips like this to benny hill music

    +2
  • sirfartsalot September 20, 2015

    I have a feeling Pat Robertson is on the top floor laughing.

    +5
  • ludenlasivius September 20, 2015

    Now he has to be put to death for shaving off half his beard.

    +2
  • oldrooster September 20, 2015

    I think the sign on the front of that building says Alans Snackbar.

    +1
  • mykejp September 20, 2015

    Now let's try that with a grand piano.

    +1
  • woodchipper30 September 21, 2015

    SUCKS WHEN THE SWORD TURNS ON YA !!!!!!!!

    +3
  • tibiafinger September 21, 2015

    Go home ,Face Mecca and give me 1000 Allen Snackbars.

    +1
  • tibiafinger September 21, 2015

    @yeknom I hate to admit it but that's true.

    +1
  • tibiafinger September 21, 2015

    You'd think the Warner Brothers Would have drop a piano.

    +0
  • iluvkitty September 21, 2015

    OUR GOD'S way of telling you to change religion.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 September 21, 2015

    Allah Hu'akbar!

    +1
  • nacho1223 September 21, 2015

    AND JSUT THEN HE WAS KILLED FOR NOT HAVING THAT HAT...!

    -1
  • woodchipper30 September 22, 2015

    NOW JUST STICK HEAD INTO WOOD CHIPPER AND SCREAM ALLAH!

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc September 22, 2015

    He had an odd pane and then felt shattered.

    -1
  • cellule September 22, 2015

    She took her burka off, the mirror could'nt stand the view so he jumped out the window?

    +0
 
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