Alan shows off the goat destroyer

Big Jeff
24,594 Views 2 years ago

Those dirty TMZ paparazzi finally got a glimpse of what your goat has been craving. This is the real weapon of mass destruction Alan has been hiding.

  •   longhungwong September 21, 2015

    You'd think they'd just pay some cheap hooker for sex instead of wanting to blow them selves up for 72 virgin goats.

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  • poida September 21, 2015

    Goats slept peacefully up the tree that night

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  •   crazyvet September 21, 2015

    Better shoot each of them two or three more times to make sure they are dead.

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  •   vulture September 21, 2015

    not one snackbar was given

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  • realtalks September 21, 2015

    Looks like he was trolling for some ackbar dick, might get lucky and find a warm body still

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  • bb71 September 21, 2015

    Is this their idea of porn? Why did he zoom in on the guys dick?

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  •   mykejp September 21, 2015

    Someone had a Bagdad blow job.

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  • mrgrey September 21, 2015

    Jay D was first on the scene. He was desperate to film the penises.

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  •   whobe September 21, 2015

    Dude I hate to say your dick made it but the rest of you is fucked.

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  •   truckingman September 21, 2015

    They did not have to zoom in on it. Also, I believe this is the result of a rocket or mortar attack.

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  • darksider803 September 21, 2015


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  •   maddog123 September 21, 2015

    Just think Obamas letting thousands of these fuckers in our country we are really fucked claiming not to have a country coming in here to fuck us up like in these pictures by next year your family's could be the ones to make it on crazy shit and best gore we got no way of screening these people they turn on you in a fucking second look at that fuccking towel head in Chattanooga they said he was a quiet man gave nobody any trouble yeh right OK I know I'm shutting up just saying watch your ass and your heads might lose it fuckers?

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  • 72jayd September 21, 2015

    @maddog. Yeah, I think Obama needs to join his buddies on one of these videos.

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  •   GrimmWilder September 21, 2015

    One of those guys WAS NOT invited to this goat fucking!!!!

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  •   whobe September 22, 2015

    @poida, Dude you can make me laugh pretty good. Thanks.

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  •   maddog123 September 22, 2015

    Last time I seen carnage like this was a while back and a buddys chickens got attacked buy his next door neighbors dog and he shot that fucker with a forty four magnum with a hot load fucking dog blew up sick fucker scooped it up and laid it on there patio where there kids were going to have a surprise birthday party for the twins it was fucking bad kids screaming pet dog all fucked up and there daddy yelling he can save the dog don't cry fucking bad would you think just maybe a dog dyeing like that maybe he might get 72 virgin dogs in doggy heaven

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  •   oldrooster September 22, 2015

    Thanks for zooming in on that dead guys pecker so we can see all the goat pubes stick to it......FAG

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  •   happyjack September 22, 2015

    @maddog sounds like a lovely neighborhood. I'm surprised, I took you for more of a PHD type driving a fancy car living in a big house in a high class neighborhood. Coming home from a tough day at your practice, breaking out the champagne glasses and filling them with Budweiser.

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  • cellule September 22, 2015

    ♪♫ We goat to get out of this place ♫♪

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  •   maddog123 September 22, 2015

    No happy down here in the south we do drive old trucks drink bud grow bud raise chickens I have a four bedroom log cabin. On a private lake 100 acres land an I built it right in the middle of it never went to college but I'm well off never worked for no one in my life I'm just a rich hillbilly

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  •   maddog123 September 22, 2015

    Oh and I've never worn a suit never will and when I fucking die I will be buried in my old over hauls .

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