4 weeks of raising this little birdie only to have it die in a horrible head on collision with a window. Anyone want a couple little buffalo wings?
Did it die? I feel fucking cheated.
A not so happy meal
I'm freeeee.... FUCKIN SPLAT!
If I leave here tomorrow, would u still remember me? For I must be traveling on now, 'cause there's too many places I've got to see. Cause I'm free as a bird now, And this bird u can not change, oh oh oh🎶
Forest gump's momma had a saying for things like that.
@captainanus, Forrest Gump's mother had a saying for everything.
Ha ha ha yes I have to use this ( EPIC FAIL!) LMFAO...
Drunk ass stupid bird
Great job, you raised a blind bird!
@sexwithyourmom, stupid is, as stupid does...
They should have faced the opening on the box towards the trees, away from the windows, before releasing the little bird.
Shaking his head in sadness,
that chicken sammich was a little raw
Husband will be doing the same thing after the honeymoon
some things are just too dumb to live
Must of been a fucking doe doe bird.
Oh well.. OK.. now, release the goldfish!
"Take that! Animal lover faggot!" Said mother nature
LMFAO!!! Maybe next time, they'll release a bird somewhere OTHER than a building side made out of fucking mirrored windows!
How you make McNuggets?
My live in a metaphore