Holy shit kid, you must have had some ESP going on, to move behind that poll. Sorry to hear about your pants though. I'm sure you just shit yourself like this guy.
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Lucky X 2, He was born white, and now this!!
@iluvkitty Yep if he was black the cops would claim he stole the car and wrecked it then they would pump him full of lead.
Guess the reaper paused to read a text on his cel.
Rub that little fuckers head and get to the horse track! +1 @littlefucker
Nearly knocked the lucky charms out of him
Jay, Dude you are hanging with that fucking retard Jeff too much. Your spelling has went to shit! It is POLE - A long, cylindrical, often slender piece of wood, metal, etc. not POLL - The process of voting in an election.
@showme, this is not fucking English class! Its motherfucking CRAZYSHIT! Who gives a fuck... Roll on JayD.
drivers head poked out of the BMW on impact..
Your ride is here!
@showmeurtits, Jay's spelling may have went to shit, but your grammar is spot on.
kid runs away yelling DUMBASS MERCEDES DON'T DRIFT.
He had some good timing...
well he's definitely luckier than his underpants
Well his father missed him, looks like he'll be paying that last 5 years of child support after all.
He probably knows when to pull out of his girlfriend too.
"hop in, son; mama's dropping you off to school today!"
Happen so fast kid didn't have time to shit him self