What Bear Doesn't Like White Meat?

jay
19,665 Views 1 year ago

Wow, I have never felt bad for a bear before. He probably was just trying to get the kayak to work, so he could swim away as fast as he possibly could.

40 Comments
  • skyartist October 1, 2015

    Put the terrorists in a room with this woman. Three minutes of her voice will make them off themselves.

    +26
  • vulture October 1, 2015

    I had to stop half way through...can you imagine being married to that

    +9
  • yeknom October 1, 2015

    ^ Married? If she has a husband, he's gotta be deaf.

    +11
  • poida October 1, 2015

    What a cunt, no wonder her husband ran away to wrestle a bear to a bloody death

    +2
  • mrlongshot October 1, 2015

    Reminds me of one of those moms that refuses to spank their kids.

    +6
  • redhedridr October 1, 2015

    The bear must have been deaf,,,

    +8
  • outotown October 1, 2015

    Fucking bear, she said please.

    +9
  • boobles October 1, 2015

    If I'd have been there I would have thrown myself at the bear begging to be mauled to death and escape that god awful voice...

    +10
  • zahnfee October 1, 2015

    Poor bear...

    +3
  • big_daddy305 October 1, 2015

    Well, when you put pepper on it.. a kayak tastes rather delicious.

    +10
  • stenchfart October 1, 2015

    i would have smashed the Kayak myself after the bear left

    +3
  • picklehiesner October 1, 2015

    That bear has some balls I would have run for my life rather than listen to that

    +3
  • bananahammock October 1, 2015

    Does she really think that a bear understands what the fuck she is saying?

    +7
  • pinkdildolickr October 1, 2015

    Can you imagine the noise that would come out of this chick if you tried to slip it in her ass? Talk about bleeding from the ears!

    +6
  • pinkdildolickr October 1, 2015

    I think the bear was hoping to find something to commit suicide with in that kayak

    +5
  • riley804 October 1, 2015

    what an annoying bitch.....

    +1
  • riley804 October 1, 2015

    what an annoying bitch.....

    +0
  • iluvkitty October 1, 2015

    "My name is not bear, It's Mike bitch!."

    +5
  • edrich October 1, 2015

    Oh yes PLEASE STOP.

    +0
  • potrostation October 1, 2015

    Maybe if you hung it up on ,oh I don't know A RACK!

    +1
  • vaticider October 1, 2015

    Bear has not one fuck to give.

    +5
  • truckingman October 1, 2015

    If you want the bear to leave your kayak alone, you just need to pepper spray it and spay short bursts until it leaves.

    +1
  • aquahollic October 1, 2015

    most annoying bitch ever... I wanted to attacker I have to give the bear credit for the restraint

    +2
  • ludenlasivius October 1, 2015

    Why the fuck did she even bother to buy the bear spray? (1) She's not even using it. (2) That godawful voice is way more effective.

    -5
  • ludenlasivius October 1, 2015

    p.s.: She acts like she's gonna be stranded and left to die on the island. I see a raft and a sailboat. What's the fucking problem?

    +0
  • dog66 October 1, 2015

    even bears hate libtards

    -1
  • dracos October 2, 2015

    Somebody please spray that bitch in the face

    +7
  • mountaineer October 2, 2015

    Shut the fuck up and go mace that bears asshole. I bet he runs like hell.

    +2
  • wardo56 October 2, 2015

    that sucked

    +1
  • oneofakind October 2, 2015

    Most annoying with a bear than Masha

    -1
  • rouge_et_blanc October 2, 2015

    Unbearable squawking. The bears' ears hurt so bad he had to eat a kayakwich.

    +0
  • fatlarry October 2, 2015

    Somewhere in America her parents are sitting behind the computer thanking god she moved out

    +4
  • happyjack October 2, 2015

    Now that was funny. I like her attempts to reason with a wild animal. "Bear why are you doing this to my stuff?' Bear was like "bitch I'm a bear it's what I do"

    +10
  • sbohica October 2, 2015

    @oneofakind, I try not to judge but that is the scariest avatar ive seen!

    +0
  • nacho1223 October 2, 2015

    BEAR!!! jaja thats a JOKE right???

    why she films and why she stands to a fucking bear who can crush her skull!!?? oh yes cause she is a lucky IDIOT

    -1
  • goodster October 3, 2015

    Bear smelled her stinky ass fish vagg on her seat and thought it was a meal.

    +0
  • pizzapie October 3, 2015

    News flash "the bear doesn't speak English"

    +0
  • boo75 October 3, 2015

    i have mastrbite on that voice

    -1
  • sanitywelcomed October 3, 2015

    +1 to iluvkitty- was laughing thinking the same fucking thing!

    +0
  • krazyk October 6, 2015

    Crazy annoying ass woman! She needs to be sprayed!

    +0
 
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