Car Cut In Half

jay
18,953 Views 1 year ago

Here is the number one reason to not drive a little compact car. Fuck that. I'm going to ride around in my big ass Cadillac to ensure my safety and basically fuck everyone else. You think anyone survived that wreck?

21 Comments
  • sirfartsalot October 8, 2015

    Best magic trick all year.

    +0
  • boobles October 8, 2015

    Imagine being a backseat passenger in that!!

    +1
  • darksider803 October 8, 2015

    and they say the new type cars are safer. YEA RITE.

    +1
  • vulture October 8, 2015

    if she survived and I think she did she won't be crossing any more solid white lines

    +2
  • pinkdildolickr October 8, 2015

    And this is why I'l keep right on driving my big, gas guzzling suv until it completely falls the fuck apart. A smart car is nothing but a coffin on wheels!

    +3
  • cruiserman October 8, 2015

    This was a one way ticket fot the guy in the tincan. Never a shitcar from Japan like that, i drive my 65 BelAir here in Sweden, 2400 kg american engineering.

    +3
  • sharkkiller1 October 8, 2015

    @boobies I wanna see you boobs

    +2
  • sharkkiller1 October 8, 2015

    I don't think a junkyard shredder could have done a better job

    -1
  • whobe October 8, 2015

    One thing for sure if someone made it they will probably be better off not.

    +2
  • aquahollic October 8, 2015

    safety feather escape pod

    +0
  • corruptedsob October 8, 2015

    Riding shotgun doesn't always pay off

    +1
  • truckingman October 8, 2015

    When a semi hits any car, it is like tearing open a tin can.

    +0
  • realism October 8, 2015

    No chance...

    +1
  • maddog123 October 9, 2015

    You no it wouldn't cost that much more to at least build these small cars around a roll cage

    +2
  • handsomedevil October 9, 2015

    been in a real swell accident before. got t-boned real nice. my truck held up like a champ. solid as a rock. i'll nevwr drive no dinky car. just solid trucks.

    +1
  • oldrooster October 9, 2015

    Put that shit on Craigslits. Some asshole will buy it.

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc October 9, 2015

    At least the rear door looks ok so perhaps they can repair it

    +1
  • charlie3zero October 9, 2015

    Oh come on.. the car was pink.. being dead is not the worst that has happened to them.

    +0
  • cellule October 9, 2015

    Autobots!! Transform!

    +0
  • cellule October 9, 2015

    He should consider recalibrating his 8 airbags.

    +0
  • sexyarcee October 11, 2015

    I swear to god, these cars are made out of fucking play-doh

    +0
 
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