Freddy is a different kind of guy. He likes to fuck fruits. Sometimes it's bananas, some times it's cantaloupe. Today it is a tomato and pumpkin. I have never felt more sad for fruit in my life, as when this guy fucks them. It's a sad day.
I got today @toreal... FWP! Fruit whanking peeps.
To hell with black on black crime!!! This fruit on fruit crime must stop.
I have the weirdest she-boner right now
He popped that tomatoes cherry.
Wow, he coulda had a V8 !!!
Looks like that fruity motherfucker has gone bananas!
Someone give this guy a green pepper.
if he wanted to fuck fruits , all he had to do was message ouch
Guess he does not have a food processor.
I guess when you have nothing to offer the ladies this it what you left to
He took "tossing a salad " to a new meaning
That explains cream of tomato soup. Probably cream of chicken too.
was it alfred or the tomatoes?
now you understand why whites like apples and blacks watermelons!
Why do this sick MOTHER FUCKERS have sex with FRUIT?
Run Veggie Tales! Run!
Yo..word to the wise.....Pass on the salad at that house.,.,
I'm sorry I really thought it was gonna be Ouch peeking in the camera.... Disaster averted.
Fucked it right in the pussy
I have one better Whobe how about we give him a "Carolina Reaper!!!!!!"
EVILLY LAUGHING, Robert Hallock
I. Would never drink fresh squeezed lemonade at his house
WAIT/....is that you Truckingman?
Yes most DEFIANTLY DON'T HAVE THE SALAD!
sorry guys I couldn't watch for the punch line. I shut it off
If he offers you a bloody mary, RUN!
Bloody Mary with a stroke of nut rum
The saddest part is that he's able to get a good stroke in a little tomato.
I'm more of a 2 tomato kinda guy.
Lightfighter, I see you like to get your vitamins. Why not take a supplement like everyone else though?
That'll teach you to fuck skunk-smelling bitches.