Freddy The Fruit Fuckers

jay
30,969 Views 1 year ago

Freddy is a different kind of guy. He likes to fuck fruits. Sometimes it's bananas, some times it's cantaloupe. Today it is a tomato and pumpkin. I have never felt more sad for fruit in my life, as when this guy fucks them. It's a sad day.

31 Comments
  • makeyarise October 27, 2015

    I got today @toreal... FWP! Fruit whanking peeps.

    +8
  • sbohica October 27, 2015

    To hell with black on black crime!!! This fruit on fruit crime must stop.

    +5
  • sexyarcee October 27, 2015

    I have the weirdest she-boner right now

    +6
  • big_daddy305 October 27, 2015

    He popped that tomatoes cherry.

    +7
  • xizang October 27, 2015

    Wow, he coulda had a V8 !!!

    +5
  • longhungwong October 27, 2015

    Looks like that fruity motherfucker has gone bananas!

    +1
  • whobe October 27, 2015

    Someone give this guy a green pepper.

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 October 27, 2015

    if he wanted to fuck fruits , all he had to do was message ouch

    +5
  • bananahammock October 27, 2015

    Guess he does not have a food processor.

    +1
  • fatlarry October 27, 2015

    I guess when you have nothing to offer the ladies this it what you left to

    +1
  • corruptedsob October 27, 2015

    He took "tossing a salad " to a new meaning

    +5
  • bobbabooey October 27, 2015

    That explains cream of tomato soup. Probably cream of chicken too.

    +7
  • nieco October 27, 2015

    @sexyarcee

    was it alfred or the tomatoes?

    +1
  • mrdrip October 27, 2015

    now you understand why whites like apples and blacks watermelons!

    +3
  • truckingman October 27, 2015

    Why do this sick MOTHER FUCKERS have sex with FRUIT?

    +0
  • potrostation October 27, 2015

    Run Veggie Tales! Run!

    +2
  • bucknuts October 27, 2015

    Yo..word to the wise.....Pass on the salad at that house.,.,

    +2
  • vaticider October 27, 2015

    I'm sorry I really thought it was gonna be Ouch peeking in the camera.... Disaster averted.

    +1
  • maddog123 October 27, 2015

    Fucked it right in the pussy

    +2
  • truckingman October 27, 2015

    I have one better Whobe how about we give him a "Carolina Reaper!!!!!!"

    EVILLY LAUGHING, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • goodster October 27, 2015

    Fruity Fucker!

    +1
  • maddog123 October 27, 2015

    I. Would never drink fresh squeezed lemonade at his house

    +1
  • bucknuts October 27, 2015

    WAIT/....is that you Truckingman?

    +2
  • bucknuts October 27, 2015

    Yes most DEFIANTLY DON'T HAVE THE SALAD!

    +1
  • dog66 October 27, 2015

    sorry guys I couldn't watch for the punch line. I shut it off

    +1
  • mykejp October 28, 2015

    If he offers you a bloody mary, RUN!

    +1
  • maddog123 October 28, 2015

    Bloody Mary with a stroke of nut rum

    +1
  • happyjack October 28, 2015

    The saddest part is that he's able to get a good stroke in a little tomato.

    +1
  • breakfastblunt October 28, 2015

    I'm more of a 2 tomato kinda guy.

    +1
  • scottishtits77 October 28, 2015

    Lightfighter, I see you like to get your vitamins. Why not take a supplement like everyone else though?

    +1
  • cellule October 31, 2015

    That'll teach you to fuck skunk-smelling bitches.

    +0
 
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