Fancy a Glass of Champagne?

jay
29,852 Views 1 year ago
37 Comments
  • sexyarcee October 28, 2015

    I was kinda hoping he'd pull it out and we'd get a nice live anatomy lesson

    +3
  • xizang October 28, 2015

    That's just wrong. Champaigne is supposed to be kept chilled.

    +7
  • iluvkitty October 28, 2015

    Drunk ass!

    +5
  • bobbabooey October 28, 2015

    I wonder if she had trouble swallowing it.

    +5
  • bobbabooey October 28, 2015

    She learned how to do that trick from a French dude.

    +2
  • dozer67 October 28, 2015

    This is the Met's celebration we didn't see...

    +1
  • vulture October 28, 2015

    i'm not even clicking on that

    +2
  • zmolez October 28, 2015

    yum yum pour me some

    +0
  • longhungwong October 28, 2015

    My ex wouldn't even hand me a beer from the fridge.

    +6
  • darksider803 October 28, 2015

    @xizang she mite be a cold ass bitch so no worry their.

    +0
  • joshuajwurtz October 28, 2015

    Bottle service aint what it use to be

    +1
  • honkie365 October 28, 2015

    Zero problems with constipation.

    +1
  • corruptedsob October 28, 2015

    That's not how I would pop her cork

    +1
  • nybadguy October 28, 2015

    I would of kicked it in deeper

    +1
  • realtalks October 28, 2015

    Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people... who the hell drinks champagne out of a regular glass instead of a champagne flute!

    +8
  • lanefan1 October 28, 2015

    Genius!!

    +0
  • ouch October 28, 2015

    April 18th

    +1
  • whobe October 28, 2015

    Unless you are the Hulk anal is out of the question.

    +1
  • potrostation October 28, 2015

    Eww. Warm Champagne.

    +1
  • aquahollic October 28, 2015

    and my wife has the damn nerve to tell me no to anal because "it hurts too much" fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk her

    +2
  • big_daddy305 October 28, 2015

    If this bitch is as frigid as my ex-wife, then that champagne is at the perfect temperature.

    +2
  • astrozorro October 28, 2015

    This is better than the scene from Bruno.

    +1
  • nybadguy October 28, 2015

    Let me see her do that with a 40oz of colt 45 and I'll marry the bitch.

    +0
  • woodchipper30 October 28, 2015

    SPIN THE BOTTLE GAME JUST GOT TO KISS THAT ASS

    +0
  • maddog123 October 28, 2015

    Dam wine cellar ass you no there's more wine bottles up that shoot

    +2
  • dog66 October 28, 2015

    I thought he was gonna pop the stopper then flip the bottle around to let her buttchug it

    +2
  • bobbabooey October 28, 2015

    At least I know my dick should fit in there.

    +0
  • txdo_msk October 29, 2015

    I was getting some tingling till i saw that cheap damned plastic stopper. Meh...

    +0
  • bananahammock October 29, 2015

    I'm curious what her face looks like.

    -1
  • oldrooster October 29, 2015

    Ill bet her farts make absolutely no sound what so ever.

    +0
  • durante October 29, 2015

    She'll still never be half the women her mother "box-o-wine Betty" was...

    +1
  • fockenperv October 29, 2015

    she was speaking in tongues... bitch was possesed and she had a champagne bottle shoved up her cornhole

    +0
  • fockenperv October 29, 2015

    @fockenperv you were very high when you posted that comment

    +0
  • picklehiesner October 29, 2015

    Take out the bottle and spin her upside down to use as a side table complete with beer holder (may want to use a koosie)

    +1
  • krazyk October 30, 2015

    Bottoms up in two ways.

    +1
  • cellule October 31, 2015

    It's called a wine cellar, not "whine".

    +0
  • whitechristian October 31, 2015

    I like girls that drink and takes it in the ass.

    +0
 
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