I was kinda hoping he'd pull it out and we'd get a nice live anatomy lesson
That's just wrong. Champaigne is supposed to be kept chilled.
I wonder if she had trouble swallowing it.
She learned how to do that trick from a French dude.
This is the Met's celebration we didn't see...
i'm not even clicking on that
yum yum pour me some
My ex wouldn't even hand me a beer from the fridge.
@xizang she mite be a cold ass bitch so no worry their.
Bottle service aint what it use to be
Zero problems with constipation.
That's not how I would pop her cork
I would of kicked it in deeper
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people... who the hell drinks champagne out of a regular glass instead of a champagne flute!
Unless you are the Hulk anal is out of the question.
Eww. Warm Champagne.
and my wife has the damn nerve to tell me no to anal because "it hurts too much" fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk her
If this bitch is as frigid as my ex-wife, then that champagne is at the perfect temperature.
This is better than the scene from Bruno.
Let me see her do that with a 40oz of colt 45 and I'll marry the bitch.
SPIN THE BOTTLE GAME JUST GOT TO KISS THAT ASS
Dam wine cellar ass you no there's more wine bottles up that shoot
I thought he was gonna pop the stopper then flip the bottle around to let her buttchug it
At least I know my dick should fit in there.
I was getting some tingling till i saw that cheap damned plastic stopper. Meh...
I'm curious what her face looks like.
Ill bet her farts make absolutely no sound what so ever.
She'll still never be half the women her mother "box-o-wine Betty" was...
she was speaking in tongues... bitch was possesed and she had a champagne bottle shoved up her cornhole
@fockenperv you were very high when you posted that comment
Take out the bottle and spin her upside down to use as a side table complete with beer holder (may want to use a koosie)
Bottoms up in two ways.
It's called a wine cellar, not "whine".
I like girls that drink and takes it in the ass.
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