This guy clearly lost his fucking mind. Yes, it is a tragedy to lose a loved one. But bro, slow down. No jumping off really high shit. What if your wife wasn't really dead, but just unconscious.
The price is heavy when you never learn to wash your own underwear.
She must have had some great pussy.
Not many are lucky to have found someone they care so much about.
He didn't want to listen to his screaming kid ... What to soon ?
I love my wife, but if she dies, I'm not killing myself. I'm gonna cash in her life insurance policy and take a three month trip to Cabo.
She must have made some damned good sammiches!
father of the year award
@bobbabooey WTF how many three month trips can you take
No fucks given for the children I guess, huh PaPa?
Must have been t best fuck he ever had.
Overreaction: the new fragrance from Calvin Klein.
Wasn't the best escape route for him to take
How did he know that his wife had expired?
@ picklehiesner: +1 No kidding. I think the wife beat him to it.
fucking egoist!! Save the Children!
What a selfish bastard I hope his kids find someone to teach them to be a much better person that he was
romeo and jureret
Seconds later his wife sits up yelling just kidding
The guy must have been a psychopath to kill himself over a chinese woman, when there's a billion more to choose from
@picklehiesner Four a year.
I only listened to a minute of that screaming kid and I want to jump too.
One way of getting out of taking care of the fucking kids.
2 for 1 on sandals.
Poor kid to have to see that bullshit.
Think about your poor kids you fucking loser!
Nevermind all that; what about that ghoulish dude that grabbed the carcass out of the water and started eating it? THAT is some crazyshit!