It's not every day you see a dick riding around on a bike. The times you do it's normally a hipster on a fixie talking about craft beers, and beard oils.
mind your riding, don't be a dick!
Some dick just stole my bike
Another dick riding a bike without a helmet...oh wait..my bad
My balls drag when I ride a bike too.
Ron... Under deep, deep CIA cover.
He doesn't need a costume to show how big of a dick he is.
Well that's just fabulous
Ive heard of peddling pussy but WTF?
A limp dick is no good even if it's moving!!
Give that wet noodle some viagra!
I have the exact same problem
"It's not every day you see a dick riding around on a bike." Come to Portland Oregon Jeff! This was ride your bike nude day.(a real thing in Portland) Normally his balls would be covered in spandex.
Chuck Norris's dick has won three triathlons.
His balls are gunna get caught in the chain
I just know there's a Lance Armstrong joke in here somewhere...
nothing special just Cheney riding his bike again. George W needs to hide again.
Thought I would share this with every one its me going over to happy jacks to hang out
He likes playing with me
What a prick!
@maddog I do imagine you as the bike riding type (not for exercise, more in a riding your bike with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth heading over to another crackheads house) don't know how the dick costume plays into it though.
As soon as we get the bike unstuck from the vagina, we're rollin'..
Crack is whack don't you know but it made me rich