When Skydiving Gets Boring

jay
16,050 Views 1 year ago

I always thought of skydiving like sex. No matter what, you were skydiving. Not this guy, it's not enough to jump out of a plane and fall towards the earth. He has to set his parachute on fire and ditch it. What would have been really great is if he forgot to pack the backup shoot.

18 Comments
  • big_daddy305 November 3, 2015

    It's a back-up chute. Not a shoot. Shoot is what someone needs to do to the CS staff for all the reposts, dicks, and Ouch.

    +9
  • nybadguy November 3, 2015

    Haha. what big _daddy said lol. +1000

    +1
  • bananahammock November 3, 2015

    Real world skydiving? What if your parachute catches fire? Stupid shit here.

    +1
  • crazyvet November 3, 2015

    Looks like a girl to me, and why did she shoot her chute?

    +3
  • tookalook November 3, 2015

    yay for the swamp donkey!

    +1
  • fatlarry November 3, 2015

    What's the point?

    +2
  • corruptedsob November 3, 2015

    Reload and try it again

    +2
  • assmasterson November 3, 2015

    That's some Jane Bond shit right there.

    +1
  • dozer67 November 3, 2015

    Yes that was boring.

    +4
  • potrostation November 3, 2015

    Do it again!

    +3
  • truckingman November 3, 2015

    WHY MF" BURN UP A SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLAR MAIN SKYDIVING CANOPY Does this MOTHER FUCKER HAVE a MF" Exponential amount of money to burn on MF" SKYDIVING EQUIMPENT?

    +0
  • jimmydcap November 3, 2015

    Chutes are not cheap..

    +1
  • mykejp November 3, 2015

    Too bad the backup chute didn't fail.

    +2
  • maddog123 November 3, 2015

    I bet she chuted in her pants

    +4
  • cyberbu11y November 3, 2015

    That guy mounted a go pro on the underside of his huge balls

    +1
  • maddog123 November 4, 2015

    That's not brave what's really brave is watching these reposts every day and not going bat shit crazy.

    +2
  • spinal12 November 4, 2015

    Fuck America chute.

    +0
  • cellule November 5, 2015

    ..and you should burn your bra, while you're at it..

    +0
 
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